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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5103 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
Aboreal, mountainous bigfoots Not all sightings of bigfoot are in the mountains. The clam beaches are on the west coast, and bigfeet are often sighted on such clam beaches (page 191 )
sightings of bigfoot? or sightings of clams? Bigfeet are spotted on those particular (ie clam) beaches, but these beaches are not in the interior mountain country, but on the west coast (given the name, clams are most likely there too). lamb fries: same as mountain oysters, but from sheep. seen in the movie "funny farm" with chevy Chase dem's goood eats Edited by LudoRephaim, : No reason given. Edited by LudoRephaim, : No reason given. "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5103 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
Deer, elk, caribou-these dont hibernate. I wanted to mention this a whole lot earlier,but you forgot the granddaddy of 'em all: the moose! Moose - Wikipedia Edited by LudoRephaim, : No reason given. "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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FliesOnly Member (Idle past 4165 days) Posts: 797 From: Michigan Joined: |
Nuggin writes: Because they're pack-hunting quadrupeds. Deer are also faster than timber wolves, yet timber wolves eat quite a lot of deer. How is that possible? But then, you are discussing "bigfoots". Are you now suggesting that the feet of the bigfoot act like snowshoes, thus allowing packs of bigfoots to run on top of the snow for mile after mile as they chase (and eventually wear down) their winter prey? Cool!
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Bigfoot Junior Member (Idle past 6168 days) Posts: 7 From: Seattle Mariners fan Joined: |
A lot of speculation going here. Good thing you've got me here to dispel all the myths.
DIET Our staple meal is unwary hunters. This gives us a twofer: the human meat, and the pocket cash we can use to order Chinese take-out. Love those clams. WASTE DISPOSAL We do the same thing in the woods that bears do. You're not finding it because we ship every ton to Washington DC for redistribution. BIGFOOT DENIAL We laugh at people who don't believe in us. Next thing you know they'll be saying they don't believe in mermaids or unicorns. Or trolls. PUBLIC SIGHTINGS We do have a penchant for eating witnesses. (See "Diet" above.) But we appear in public more often than your species thinks. Ever taken a good look at those hockey fans you see on TV? Any more questions I can help you with? --- Edited by Bigfoot, : pulled hair out of opening paragraph. Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch (but you can call me Harry) . . . . . . . . . . "Size always matters."
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crashfrog Member (Idle past 1487 days) Posts: 19762 From: Silver Spring, MD Joined: |
Any more questions I can answer for you? Is it "Bigfoots"? Or "Bigfeets"? As a strict grammarian, I need to know.
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Zhimbo Member (Idle past 6031 days) Posts: 571 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined: |
Funny. I expected you talk more telegraphically, with grunts and stuff, and poor mastery of first person pronouns.
More like: "Me Big Like Internets. Me Like Double Skim Lattes. NO LIKE TINY KEYBOARDS! SMASH! OOOOOGGH!" Sorry for the ignorance on my part.
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Percy Member Posts: 22478 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.7 |
Zhimbo writes: Funny. I expected you talk more telegraphically, with grunts and stuff, and poor mastery of first person pronouns.More like: "Me Big Like Internets. Me Like Double Skim Lattes. NO LIKE TINY KEYBOARDS! SMASH! OOOOOGGH!" Sorry for the ignorance on my part. Bigfoot is busy but asked me to pass this on:
"Yours is a common misconception, one shared with the Geiko caveman. In fact, the Bigfoot and Geiko caveman clans have formed a joint alliance to combat these popular myths, as we've both been the target of recent television ad campaigns. We expect to go public soon, the main sticking point is that the Geiko caveman wants a Bigfoot representative at the announcement, but that would run counter to our hundreds of years of effort crafting our 'never-seen' mystique. Stay tuned!" --Percy
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Taz Member (Idle past 3311 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
anglagard writes:
We have no live giant squid specimen, and I don't think anyone actually doubt its exitence anymore.
1. No live specimens.
2. No dead specimens, not even one tooth.
I challenge you to go into the wild and find a bear's corpse. The point is being a nature freak, I have spent weeks at a time wandering in the wilderness of American west and never once have I actually seen a live or dead bear... and I don't doubt its existence.
3. No hair, no scat, no other remains that one could get DNA from.
Bear...
4. No plausible mechanism by which a viable breeding population (around at least 50 individuals) could exist without any trace of the above.
Have you ever been to the wilderness of Alaska or Colorado? It's huge. It's literally thousands and thousands of acres of places to hide.
5. No believers among trained researchers who are spending most their waking hours in the ecosystem.
Same thing could be said about the platypus when it first came to light. With that said, I'm a skeptic myself We are BOG. Resistance is voltage over current. Disclaimer: Occasionally, owing to the deficiency of the English language, I have used he/him/his meaning he or she/him or her/his or her in order to avoid awkwardness of style. He, him, and his are not intended as exclusively masculine pronouns. They may refer to either sex or to both sexes!
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anglagard Member (Idle past 856 days) Posts: 2339 From: Socorro, New Mexico USA Joined: |
anglagard writes: 1. No live specimens. We have no live giant squid specimen, and I don't think anyone actually doubt its exitence anymore. True, but there is much more evidence concerning dead squid, either within or without the belly of a sperm whale.
2. No dead specimens, not even one tooth. I challenge you to go into the wild and find a bear's corpse. The point is being a nature freak, I have spent weeks at a time wandering in the wilderness of American west and never once have I actually seen a live or dead bear... and I don't doubt its existence. evidently you have not spent enough time in the wilderness of the American West to see all kinds of things, including cadavers and bones. I have personally seen black bears dozens of times, along with every bigger than squirrel mammal I know of that hangs out round these parts, except a bobcat. I can provide a list, if you believe there may be something I may have missed.
4. No plausible mechanism by which a viable breeding population (around at least 50 individuals) could exist without any trace of the above. Have you ever been to the wilderness of Alaska or Colorado? It's huge. It's literally thousands and thousands of acres of places to hide. Only the wilderness of Colorado, and California, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico as a mineral hunter. I'd love to go to Alaska, give me a ticket. Sorry, never saw bigfoot, but seen lots of tracks and scat of animals that actually exist, in addition to actually making my acquaintance on a more direct level.
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Bigfoot Junior Member (Idle past 6168 days) Posts: 7 From: Seattle Mariners fan Joined: |
Is it "Bigfoots"? Or "Bigfeets"? The politically correct term is Nike-challenged Primate North American. Harold Bigfoot Sasquatch (but you can call me Harry)
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Bigfoot Junior Member (Idle past 6168 days) Posts: 7 From: Seattle Mariners fan Joined: |
Funny. I expected you talk more telegraphically, with grunts and stuff, and poor mastery of first person pronouns. "Me Big Like Internets. Me Like Double Skim Lattes. NO LIKE TINY KEYBOARDS! SMASH! OOOOOGGH!" Please. I'm a Sasquatch, not a college scholarship athlete.
Sorry for the ignorance on my part. Apology accepted . . . Nessie bait. Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch (but you can call me Harry) "Size always matters."
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Bigfoot Junior Member (Idle past 6168 days) Posts: 7 From: Seattle Mariners fan Joined: |
The clam beaches are on the west coast, and bigfeet are often sighted on such clam beaches Dang these security breaches. Gotta get that under control. At least, until we look better in thong swimsuits. Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch (but you can call me Harry) "Size always matters."
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Bigfoot Junior Member (Idle past 6168 days) Posts: 7 From: Seattle Mariners fan Joined: |
you forgot the granddaddy of 'em all: the moose! Love moose. Tastes just like chicken. (Who's your granddaddy's daddy?) Harold Bigfoot-Sasquatch (but you can call me Harry) "Size always matters."
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LudoRephaim Member (Idle past 5103 days) Posts: 651 From: Jareth's labyrinth Joined: |
whose your grandaddy's daddy? Edited by LudoRephaim, : No reason given. "The Nephilim where in the Earth in those days..." Genesis 6:4
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Bigfoot Junior Member (Idle past 6168 days) Posts: 7 From: Seattle Mariners fan Joined: |
Should you be sharing these pictures?
That second one looks a bit personal.
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