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Artemis Entreri ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 176 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
the reason you call in sick is to stop the spread of infectious disease, not because you feel bad, it's not about you its about the team.
that would be an injury not a sickness, and I am sorry but skiing is not work.
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frako Member (Idle past 2 days) Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: |
Nope the reason you call in sick is cause you have a few sick days per year where you dont need a doctors note you where sick. You turn them in to vacation days *-) or blue firdays when you start your drinking a bit early Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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frako Member (Idle past 2 days) Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Artemis Entreri ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 176 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
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frako Member (Idle past 2 days) Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Artemis Entreri ![]() Suspended Member (Idle past 176 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
I watched the video, and it's not a he. I know its hard to tell sometimes with slavic women, LOL.
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frako Member (Idle past 2 days) Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined:
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Men too LOL
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3113 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Phat Member Posts: 6584 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.3
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all" the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened. Finally the lawyer said "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty." The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of "Guilty". "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door." The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look. But your client didn't".....
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rueh Member Posts: 376 From: universal city tx Joined:
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"I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" ... "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses!" "You crafty bastard!!" said the fairy!! 'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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Catholic Scientist Member Posts: 7899 From: near St. Louis Joined: Member Rating: 9.6
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Y'all should click that link, they're hilarious. Click on "Comics" for Cyanide and Happiness. Edited by Catholic Scientist, : No reason given.
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rueh Member Posts: 376 From: universal city tx Joined: |
Accretion Theory and an alternative Edited by rueh, : No reason given. 'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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frako Member (Idle past 2 days) Posts: 1974 From: slovenija Joined: |
this is how i picture the average American Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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