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Artemis Entreri 
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Message 121 of 1042 (655005)
03-06-2012 1:24 PM
Reply to: Message 115 by frako
03-01-2012 2:11 PM


Re: schools
*cough* *cough* hello boss im just calling in to say im sick and cant work today

the reason you call in sick is to stop the spread of infectious disease, not because you feel bad, it's not about you its about the team.

How many broken ribs
Huh ribs what no i have a cold
Petra majdi could come to work with 4 broken ribs and your complaining about a cold
Be ther in a moment boss

that would be an injury not a sickness, and I am sorry but skiing is not work.


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frako
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Message 122 of 1042 (655009)
03-06-2012 1:31 PM
Reply to: Message 121 by Artemis Entreri
03-06-2012 1:24 PM


Re: schools
the reason you call in sick is to stop the spread of infectious disease, not because you feel bad, it's not about you its about the team.

Nope the reason you call in sick is cause you have a few sick days per year where you dont need a doctors note you where sick. You turn them in to vacation days *-) or blue firdays when you start your drinking a bit early


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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frako
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Message 123 of 1042 (655010)
03-06-2012 1:34 PM
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03-06-2012 1:24 PM


Re: schools
Is boxing work, or any other sport work, why because its fun?Do the myth busters have a job because their job is so fantastic. if you define work or a job an activity that provides the means to survive and thrive in a society then its work or a job.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Artemis Entreri 
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Message 124 of 1042 (655011)
03-06-2012 1:40 PM
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03-06-2012 1:34 PM


Re: schools
I have a job, but I don't do any work.
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frako
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Message 125 of 1042 (655013)
03-06-2012 1:45 PM
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03-06-2012 1:40 PM


Re: schools
Nope i would call that a Career

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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Artemis Entreri 
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Message 126 of 1042 (655014)
03-06-2012 1:48 PM
Reply to: Message 111 by onifre
03-01-2012 10:21 AM


Re: schools
Who? Sorry I'll need more than just a name. He does something on the snow? That's not really "sport' then.

I watched the video, and it's not a he. I know its hard to tell sometimes with slavic women, LOL.


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Message 127 of 1042 (655015)
03-06-2012 1:57 PM
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03-06-2012 1:48 PM


Re: schools
I know its hard to tell sometimes with slavic women, LOL.

Men too LOL


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Message 128 of 1042 (655136)
03-07-2012 6:19 PM


Bill Maher

Enjoy


we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
Rebel American Zen Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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Minnemooseus
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Message 129 of 1042 (655137)
03-07-2012 6:45 PM


Jimi's looking for a job

Moose


Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose


  
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Message 130 of 1042 (655898)
03-14-2012 12:53 PM


CLEVER JURY
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all" the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.

A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer said "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of "Guilty". "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."

The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look. But your client didn't".....


rueh
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Message 131 of 1042 (656003)
03-15-2012 11:51 AM


Just one wish
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish ....

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

... "Fine," I said, "I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard!!" said the fairy!!


'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff

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Cat Sci
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Message 132 of 1042 (656005)
03-15-2012 12:03 PM
Reply to: Message 131 by rueh
03-15-2012 11:51 AM


Re: Just one wish
That reminded me of one of my favorite Cyanide and Happiness comics:

Y'all should click that link, they're hilarious. Click on "Comics" for Cyanide and Happiness.

Edited by Catholic Scientist, : No reason given.


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rbp
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Message 133 of 1042 (656006)
03-15-2012 12:55 PM


Staying with the Genie theme

  
rueh
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From: universal city tx
Joined: 03-03-2008


Message 134 of 1042 (656054)
03-16-2012 11:26 AM


Sponge-on-a-stick
I wonder if he knows of all the other wonderful things that we can glean from sponge-on-a-stick.
Accretion Theory and an alternative


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'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat'
The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ
The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff

frako
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Message 135 of 1042 (656341)
03-17-2012 7:28 PM


this is how i picture the average American


Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand

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