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Author Topic:   Don't turn my God-fearing kid gay!
arachnophilia
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Message 3 of 196 (200778)
04-20-2005 8:53 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by dsv
04-20-2005 6:07 PM


yeah, while we're at it, let's not give kids to people who can;t actually have any of their own, even if they're straight.
god must not like them, and so he's cursed them with infertility. who are we to disobey god's edict?
although if we get the real mother to sit on the foster mother when she gives birth, that would make it ok.

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arachnophilia
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Message 29 of 196 (201356)
04-23-2005 2:57 AM
Reply to: Message 21 by Stuco
04-22-2005 8:38 PM


hi welcome to evc. NOW PLAY NICE.
let's face some spiritual facts, then. i've posted this before, i will post it again.
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wmscott writes:
To gain God's approval, a person must stop doing what God considers wrong. (Duh!)
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Lev 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard
do you shave? cut your hair? you should stop, otherwise you'll never gain god's approval.
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Lev 19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I [am] the LORD.
got any tatoos or piercings? those are gonna have to go too. otherwise, you'll never gain god's approval.
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Lev 19:30 Ye shall keep my sabbaths, and reverence my sanctuary: I [am] the LORD.
do you work saturdays? you should stop that, otherwise you'll never gain god's approval.
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Exd 23:19 The first of the firstfruits of thy land thou shalt bring into the house of the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk.
eat cheese on your sandwich today? better not do that, or you'll never gain god's approval.
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Lev 11:7-8 And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he [is] unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they [are] unclean to you.
was that a ham and cheese sandwich? maybe a bacon cheeseburger? better not have any of those either, or you'll never gain god's approval.
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Lev 15:19 And if a woman have an issue, [and] her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
do hug your wife when she's having her period? better not do that. you'll never gain god's approval. oh, but you say, homosexuality is an ABOMINATION. alright, bring on the abominations.
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Lev 11:10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which [is] in the waters, they [shall be] an abomination unto you:
well, that pretty much screws red lobster. eat there, and you're going to hell.
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Lev 11:20 All fowls that creep, going upon [all] four, [shall be] an abomination unto you.
kfc's out too. and i certainly hope you didn't eat turkey last tahnksgiving, otherwise, you're going to hell.
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Lev 11:43 Ye shall not make yourselves abominable with any creeping thing that creepeth, neither shall ye make yourselves unclean with them, that ye should be defiled thereby.
don't touch cockroaches. or you're going to hell.
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Lev 19:7 And if it be eaten at all on the third day, it [is] abominable; it shall not be accepted.
leave your leftovers in the fridge too long? you're going to hell.
tell me, sinner, are you right with god? or do you persist in your sin?

want some more goodies?
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Jhn 8:7 So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.
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Luk 6:37 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:

oh, and side point. there's nothing in genesis 19 to indicate homosexuality at all. you're confused over this point:
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Gen 19:4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, [even] the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
Gen 19:5 And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where [are] the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
men in both verses is אַנְשֵׁי, which is entirely non-gender specific. it usually referes to groups of people of indeterminant gender, or the whole human race (or everyone in a city).
so when it says "men" in both cases, it has nothing to do with whether the people are male or female. and "know" in this sense does not seem to be referring to sex, either, but that point is arguable.
in other words, genesis 19 is not a case for supporting gay-bashing.
This message has been edited by Arachnophilia, 04-23-2005 02:01 AM

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