Evangelical Support Group

Wait! Wait! I got it. Evil can be reduced to a single molecule”testosterone. No other molecule in nature accounts for so many evils in human history or bloody ordeals amongst the animals to prove their masculinity and defeat their rivals for the sake of fucking rights. Look at the statistics: Who causes most of the traffic accidents? Who commits most of the crimes? Who dips their wicks with impunity and lets abortion kill off their seedlings? Who rapes little babies? Who shoots students in their classrooms? It's those creeps who carry around sacs of testosterone-production equipment who are the evil ones. Look at the Governator, or Lyle Alzado, or Barry Bonds”they're all famous for taking massive doses of evil. I think its time for the chemical heads of this forum to stand up like men and single out this evil molecule for its sociopathic behavior.Maybe the carriers of this molcule should be licensed for concealing such an evil protein. Show me another molecule that accounts for so much trouble.MHOIAW”HM

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I thought about it. Don't agree. Estrogen comes with such soft, moist, receptive possibilities, like a banana split, while testosterone comes with a bloodshot weapon armed for stiff penetration, like a stinkhorn in the shrubbery. It's the classic struggle between good and evil, isn't it? Why do good girls go out with bad boys?...hold on, maybe I agree with you after all.”HM

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