Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity, nationality, and
gender of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars
had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their
evidence.
They presented three proofs that Jesus was Mexican.
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always harassed by the authorities.
But then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Black.
1. He called everybody "brother".
2. He liked Gospel music.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
Then there were equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish.
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother thought he was God.
There were equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian.
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
And equally good arguments that Jesus was Californian.
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.
And equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish.
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence were "Three Statements" that would
prove that Jesus was a woman.
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there
was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of
men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there
was more work for Him to do.
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