Hey Lyston, nice to see you. I know, right. Evolution is absolute crap. It's amazing that biologists never realized how ridiculous it is for what you described. They must be a bunch of dumb asses.
Mind coming over to this thread and help us compile our list of "kinds" on the ark? Right now, we're still doing mammals. My post 25 in that thread contains the list that we have so far. You could help us greatly by helping me modify that list to resemble more of what Noah had on his ark.
Again, welcome to our little corner of the internet. It's nice to have such a smart person here. I'm sure the field of biology is surely about to crumble because of this new information you just presented us.
CTD, I'd like to congratulate you for being able to show once and for all just how corrupt evolution really is.
Please help me compose a list of aninal kinds on Noah's ark in this thread. My message 25 is the list of mammals so far. Feel free to add/subtract/modify that list as you like. I'm sure we'll get to the bottom of the number of kinds on the ark one of these days.
Hey yo Lyston, I'd appreciate some help for compiling a list of animal kinds on Noah's Ark in this thread. My message 25 in that thread has the most up-to-date list of mammals we have so far. We will move on to reptiles and whatnot after we have all the mammal kinds down.
Evolution is a theory, not a fact, as you all know.
You are using the most common creationist tactic of imposing the common understanding of the word "theory" onto the scientific word "theory". If we were to live in some fantasy land, like Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you might have a case. But the fact is we don't live in such a fantasy land. Please do some research into what the scientific word "theory" is before you embarrass yourself again. Here is a song from Buffy the Musical Episode just for you.
GILES I've got a theory That it's a demon A dancing demon Nuh, something isn't right there
WILLOW I've got a theory Some kid is dreaming And we're all stuck inside His wacky Broadway nightmare
XANDER I've got a theory We should work this out
ALL It's getting eerie What's this cheery... Singing all about?
XANDER It could be witches Some evil witches Which is ridiculous 'Cause witches they were persecuted Wicca good, and love the Earth And woman power And I'll be over here
ANYA I've got a theory It could be bunnies...
TARA I've got a--
ANYA: Bunnie aren't just cute like everybody supposes They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses And what's with all the carrots What do they need such good eyesight for anyways? Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets...
I know what a scientific theory is, unless, of course, I went to School of We Want You to Fail and Know Nothing (WWYFKNHS for short), something that I'm starting to believe.
Yes, and what they teach in high school is everything there is to know about science. Come on, give us a break here and try to actually understand what "theory" is in the real world of science.
Just a thought. Sorry if this sounds more like a rant... just got home from a long day.
Aren't creationists embarrassed everytime a creo shows up with a total lack of the most basic knowledge in biology yet have the "I know everything there is to know about everything" attitude, especially when they claim to be a "servant of god"?