It has given me an idea for my own book, though: What Newton Got Wrong. It's about how Newton thought gravity was some force of attraction between matter particles, but if you really think about it, it's actually just that space-time is curved by matter. This is going to be revolutionary.
Such an approach would be an improvement over the criticisms used by the authors in the OP. To use your analogy, you should write a book that criticizes Newton for suggesting that gravity was the only force that matter particles experienced. You should also scathingly criticize gravitationalists for ignoring the weak and strong forces when looking at nuclei. Each year physicists are finding that there is more than just gravity in action when looking at particles with mass, but the dogmatism of Newtonists stifles such research.
That's how silly it seems to me, even if there are some good points here and there in the article.