Hi Dr Adequate,
We now return you to La-la-land, where the bleedin' obvious is invisible, where the laws of logic have been repealed, and ...
It is interesting to note, that when something occurs that you just cannot believe, that it is easier to believe some vast conspiracy is involved rather than that what occurred is real. This, of course, is really cognitive dissonance in action, rather than any real skepticism or logic.
In 2000, it was the election of Schrubbia that seemed so incredible to the liberal democrats, that it was obvious (to them) that the election was stolen by a conspiracy of vast electoral fraud. The Schrubbia conspiracy also expanded to the question of his discharge papers from the Texas National Guard, which curiously, could not produce the "long form" of required documentation that should be available for all members of any branch of the armed forces.
Enjoy.