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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white beard, sitting on a throne somewhere up there in the sky, busily tallying the fall of every sparrow. Othersfor example Baruch Spinoza and Albert Einsteinconsidered God to be essentially the sum total of the physical laws which describe the universe. I do not know of any compelling evidence for anthropomorphic patriarchs controlling human destiny from some hidden celestial vantage point, but it would be madness to deny the existence of physical laws."-Carl Sagan "Show me where Christ said "Love thy fellow man, except for the gay ones." Gay people, too, are made in my God's image. I would never worship a homophobic God." -Desmond Tutu
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
You do know that christwire is satire, right? Classic example of Poe's Law in action. It's actually a better example than Landover Baptist since it's relatively new.
"The Bible was written to show us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go" -Galileao
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
ahahah. "it feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness". Awesome.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"A still more glorious dawn awaits Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise A morning filled with 400 billion suns The rising of the milky way" -Carl Sagan |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise A morning filled with 400 billion suns The rising of the milky way" -Carl Sagan |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Dana Carvey is "DARWIN" - watch more funny videos "A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise A morning filled with 400 billion suns The rising of the milky way" -Carl Sagan |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise A morning filled with 400 billion suns The rising of the milky way" -Carl Sagan |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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Your god believes in Unicorns
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Says the guy living in Wisconsin. Whoa whoa whoa there buddy. There are some hot fat bitches in WI. Just the way I like 'em. Your god believes in Unicorns
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Of course. They know how to cook and give the best head. You can't trust skinny girls to cook a good meal. Plus, they're comfy as hell to lay on.
Your god believes in Unicorns
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
No doubt, but latin women are far from what people consider skinny. I love me some big women, so when I say skinny, I mean the ones who don't have something somewhere on their body to grab onto. I'd guess around no less than 160-70. Of course, all of my recent lady friends have far surpassed that mark because I am far past that mark myself. Let's face it: big girls want it more and want YOU more. They're just happy to get any attention. Plus, if you get 'em before they lose the weight, they appreciate the fact that you got with 'em before they looked good. Get em while they're fat, it can only go uphill (unless you get that one broad who is going for the guinness world record of fattest bitch ever). Edited by hooah212002, : forgot my sig Edited by hooah212002, : there=their Your god believes in Unicorns
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Your god believes in Unicorns |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 828 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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Your god believes in Unicorns
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