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Flyer75 Member (Idle past 2444 days) Posts: 242 From: Dayton, OH Joined: |
LOL....good stuff subbie. Never seen that before.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1426 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
This one's good too
Enjoy we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. • • • Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) • • •
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
From the local paper:
404: Page Not Found quote: More at the cite.
Another (better?) version of the story:
quote: Photo The fficial&ei=533TS_KdN4jK9gSIzd3PDw&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&ved=0CBwQBSgA&q=lazy+boy+proctor&spell=1]-->Google "Lazy Boy Proctor" search. My understanding (and the info is probably there somewhere) is that, after a number of false starts/glitches, the chair has now been auctioned off. Moose Edited by Minnemooseus, : Add link to photo. Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4411 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
I miss the Weekly World News. The Noah's Arc story reminded me of my all time favorite story.
http://heavenmultiverse.com/...tographed-by-hubble-telescope
WASHINGTON, DC — Despite new repairs to the Hubble Telescope, NASA refuses to release old photos or take new ones of Heaven! In 1994, a researcher was smuggled one top-secret photo the Hubble Space Telescope had taken of what is presumed to be Heaven. Weekly World News was the first to print the image and report on Dr. Masson’s findings, but despite the media coverage, NASA refused to acknowledge the existence of the photo. Now that the Hubble has been repaired and NASA is officially releasing some of it’s new findings, the Weekly World News editorial team believes it is NASA’s responsibility to further investigate this space anomaly!....... I had this story posted in my lab for years. Funny, the only people who did not laugh were the Christians. LOL What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python You can't build a Time Machine without Weird Optics -- S. Valley
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Taz Member (Idle past 3313 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
nwr writes:
Aren't you single? You got the email of the Russian princess. Go for it, man. Me, I'm not available anymore, unfortunately.
So, I received this email from a stranger, probably a nigerian princess Russian scammer or something. Fixed it for you.
Taz writes:
Fixed it for you.
So, I received this email from a stranger, probably a
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Shield Member (Idle past 2884 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 823 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 306 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Actually, I have seen scientists say numbers (1), (2), (4), (5) and (6).
It's still funny.
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Species8472 Junior Member (Idle past 4903 days) Posts: 29 Joined: |
Volcano is allah's punishment for infidels and polytheists
Volcano is god's punishment for health care reform. Volcano is god's punishment for homosexuals and nazis Edited Thanks, that still leaves 3. Edited by Species8472, : No reason given. Edited by Species8472, : No reason given. Edited by Species8472, : No reason given.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 823 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
You do know that christwire is satire, right? Classic example of Poe's Law in action. It's actually a better example than Landover Baptist since it's relatively new.
"The Bible was written to show us how to go to heaven, not how the heavens go" -Galileao
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onifre Member (Idle past 2972 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I saw this special, actually I've seen it about 4 times. But I hadn't heard the bonus track.
Favorite line: "Daddy read me a story. Fuck you, the end." Listen and you'll know what I'm talking about. - Oni
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 823 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
ahahah. "it feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness". Awesome.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2972 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
ahahah. "it feels like your asshole is feeding you happiness". Awesome. That's awesome, huh? Love this dude. - Oni
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Taz Member (Idle past 3313 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
http://www.boston.com/...g_news/2010/05/lord_jesus_chri.html
quote: I'm sure he'll be all right in 3 days. Edited by Taz, : No reason given.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 306 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Efforts to find a home phone number for Christ were unscuccessful. He's ex-directory. But if you're interested, I know the number of the Beast.
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