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I don't know why I'm posting this in the humor thread but, I found this hilarious.Meet Donna Milo. She's a conservative Republican running in the GOP primary for Congress. Also, she was a he, fromerly Ed Milo.You get that? A transgender conservative Republican. I've seen it all.Sorry for the sophmoric humor but I found it hilarious! - OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

(***Deathly Silence***)Tumbleweed rolls across the screen.The wind whistles gently.(***Deathly Silence***) Only kiddin dude. I found it vaguely amusing.

Ahhh ....... but does she laugh at the 3 stooges?Enjoy.

"i" before "e", except after "c", and also except in some other weird words.Moose

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Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

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"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

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"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

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"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose

You forgot, "A single gun shot is heard." It's a transgender Republican! How is that not the funniest thing you've ever heard of?- Oni

She's a Republican. I'm sure she likes Bush, Cheney and Rice. - Oni

Thanks Moose. - Oni

Gee, I think we see the same logic here. --Percy

I found a bunch of webpages in response to the Google search "how to fail a test with dignity," and they didn't all have the same examples. So do the search, click on a few of the links, and have a few laughs.--Percy

Oh c'mon. We all know that those deeply conservative, family values, anti-gay, anti-anything-different mega repressed nutjobs are the least sexually "normal" people in the world really. The weirdest thing about this example is the opennness.

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Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming(I like the 5th grade boy!)

There are a few Republicans who go against the grain. After all, neo-conservatives hijacked the Republican party in the 80's, making true conservatives a dying breed.There are a few Pink Elephants (gay Republicans). Pundits like Andrew Sullivan exist, albeit in small numbers. Most Republicans prefer their gay sex to be clandestine, like in airport bathrooms or with gay hooker meth heads (or by soliciting the help of a gay hooker to help carry your bags, or seducing 17-year old Congressional Pages.They wouldn't have their trysts any other way

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"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from mistaken conviction." — Blaise Pascal

Not a gif but still funny:

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