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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I don't know why I'm posting this in the humor thread but, I found this hilarious.
Meet Donna Milo. She's a conservative Republican running in the GOP primary for Congress. Also, she was a he, fromerly Ed Milo. You get that? A transgender conservative Republican. I've seen it all. Sorry for the sophmoric humor but I found it hilarious! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 94 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
(***Deathly Silence***)
Tumbleweed rolls across the screen. The wind whistles gently. (***Deathly Silence***)
Oni writes: Sorry for the sophmoric humor but I found it hilarious! Only kiddin dude. I found it vaguely amusing.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1434 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Ahhh ....
... but does she laugh at the 3 stooges? Enjoy.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Umm, wierd??? "i" before "e", except after "c", and also except in some other weird words. Moose Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
(***Deathly Silence***) Tumbleweed rolls across the screen. The wind whistles gently. (***Deathly Silence***) You forgot, "A single gun shot is heard."
Only kiddin dude. I found it vaguely amusing. It's a transgender Republican! How is that not the funniest thing you've ever heard of? - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
... but does she laugh at the 3 stooges? She's a Republican. I'm sure she likes Bush, Cheney and Rice. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
"i" before "e", except after "c", and also except in some other weird words. Thanks Moose. - Oni
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Percy Member Posts: 22504 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
Gee, I think we see the same logic here. --Percy
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Percy Member Posts: 22504 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
I found a bunch of webpages in response to the Google search "how to fail a test with dignity," and they didn't all have the same examples. So do the search, click on a few of the links, and have a few laughs.
--Percy
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Straggler Member (Idle past 94 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
It's a transgender Republican! How is that not the funniest thing you've ever heard of? Oh c'mon. We all know that those deeply conservative, family values, anti-gay, anti-anything-different mega repressed nutjobs are the least sexually "normal" people in the world really. The weirdest thing about this example is the opennness.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 830 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise A morning filled with 400 billion suns The rising of the milky way" -Carl Sagan |
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Kitsune Member (Idle past 4329 days) Posts: 788 From: Leicester, UK Joined: |
Christian Groups: Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming
(I like the 5th grade boy!)
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Hyroglyphx Inactive Member |
There are a few Republicans who go against the grain. After all, neo-conservatives hijacked the Republican party in the 80's, making true conservatives a dying breed.
There are a few Pink Elephants (gay Republicans). Pundits like Andrew Sullivan exist, albeit in small numbers. Most Republicans prefer their gay sex to be clandestine, like in airport bathrooms or with gay hooker meth heads (or by soliciting the help of a gay hooker to help carry your bags, or seducing 17-year old Congressional Pages. They wouldn't have their trysts any other way "Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from mistaken conviction." — Blaise Pascal
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New Cat's Eye Inactive Member |
Not a gif but still funny:
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 830 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
Dana Carvey is "DARWIN" - watch more funny videos "A still more glorious dawn awaits
Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise A morning filled with 400 billion suns The rising of the milky way" -Carl Sagan |
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