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AZPaul3
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Message 76 of 647 (569499)
07-21-2010 11:24 PM
Reply to: Message 74 by subbie
07-21-2010 6:39 PM


Re: Amazon ad email
I gotta think that if you want huge kids, the way to go about it would be buy one.
I thought this was obvious. If everyone is out there making their own smaller ones then this leaves Amazon with an overstock of huge ones. Thus the huge kids sale.
See I wasn't going with 'size', I thought it was inventory. Like they have an abundance of 'em. However, I'd still pick the fat ones.
Reading comprehension problems, Oni?
Doesn't matter. If you're in the market, now you know where to go get some fat ones.

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Message 77 of 647 (569656)
07-22-2010 5:41 PM
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07-21-2010 11:24 PM


Re: Amazon ad email
Reading comprehension problems, Oni?
I've been fooled by advertisment before, just making sure. If its a lot then I'll wait, but if its just fat ones then there might just be a few of them and I'll rush over. lol
- Oni

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onifre
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Message 78 of 647 (569657)
07-22-2010 5:49 PM


Watch Louie!!!
I thought this clip was hilarious, from Louis CK's new show.
Rrahin: You may not want to watch it because they use the word "faggit" a lot.
Don't watch if you are too sensitive and/or don't like harsh language.
This clip is great too Louie and Ricky Gervais in a doctors office. Also from the Louie show. Fuckin' hilarious!
- Oni
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Message 79 of 647 (569854)
07-24-2010 5:10 AM
Reply to: Message 78 by onifre
07-22-2010 5:49 PM


Fuckwit tries once again to flirt with me:
quote:
Rrahin: You may not want to watch it because they use the word "faggit" a lot.
See, when you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny any more, but since this one went completely over your head, let me try to make the moral more explicit:
When you decide to take your humor through bigotry, go right ahead and have your fun. Get your laugh.
Just don't try to pretend that you're not a bigot.

Rrhain

Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time.

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you\'ve lost yours doesn\'t mean you can use mine.

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onifre
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Message 80 of 647 (570061)
07-25-2010 10:50 AM
Reply to: Message 79 by Rrhain
07-24-2010 5:10 AM


When you decide to take your humor through bigotry, go right ahead and have your fun. Get your laugh.
Just don't try to pretend that you're not a bigot.
Oh c'mon Peter Pan, can't a brotha fuck around with you a bit.
Seriously though, I think you were right. I know that one day you and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and no one on EvC will be invited.
- Oni
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Percy
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Message 81 of 647 (571094)
07-30-2010 10:07 AM


Apple Copycat Adds from the EDA Industry
Not everyone will appreciate these ads from the EDA industry (Electronic Design Automation), but I thought they were pretty cute. Synopsys is the big gorilla in automated design and Oasys is a challenger. These ads were shown in the Oasys booth at the recent Design Automation Conference in Anaheim:
--Percy

ramoss
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Message 82 of 647 (571657)
08-01-2010 7:29 PM


The last performance of George Carlin
This is just too true.

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Message 83 of 647 (571751)
08-02-2010 8:16 AM
Reply to: Message 82 by ramoss
08-01-2010 7:29 PM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Is anyone else having a sound problem with this one:
[AbE: Viewed it at home, sound was fine there, sentiments expressed weren't]
I looked it up at YouTube and there wasn't any sound there, either:
Other videos seem to work fine for me.
--Percy
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ramoss
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Message 84 of 647 (571754)
08-02-2010 8:17 AM
Reply to: Message 83 by Percy
08-02-2010 8:16 AM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
It's working for me...

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onifre
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Message 85 of 647 (571831)
08-02-2010 4:40 PM
Reply to: Message 83 by Percy
08-02-2010 8:16 AM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Working for me too, Percy.
- Oni

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Message 86 of 647 (571832)
08-02-2010 4:45 PM
Reply to: Message 85 by onifre
08-02-2010 4:40 PM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Works for me too.
And if I had read a transcript of that I would have bet money on it being one of your posts Oni.......

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onifre
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Message 87 of 647 (571834)
08-02-2010 4:47 PM
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08-02-2010 4:45 PM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
And if I had read a transcript of that I would have bet money on it being one of your posts Oni.......
If you've been trying to get in my pants you just said the magic words to me!
- Oni

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Message 88 of 647 (571864)
08-02-2010 7:42 PM
Reply to: Message 87 by onifre
08-02-2010 4:47 PM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Oni writes:
straggler writes:
And if I had read a transcript of that I would have bet money on it being one of your posts Oni.......
If you've been trying to get in my pants you just said the magic words to me!
Oni and straggler dating... imagine that... *shudders*

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onifre
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Message 89 of 647 (572020)
08-03-2010 10:24 AM
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08-02-2010 7:42 PM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Oni and straggler dating... imagine that... *shudders*
Dating? I'm not into relationships and things of that nature. Just raw fuckin'
- Oni

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onifre
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Message 90 of 647 (572021)
08-03-2010 10:29 AM


The Next President of the US of A!
This is truly Americana at its finest. And I'm not joking, I really would LOVE to see this dude at least run for president. If he won that would be even awesomer!
Guns for everyone!
- Oni

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