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nwr
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Message 91 of 647 (572042)
08-03-2010 12:14 PM
Reply to: Message 90 by onifre
08-03-2010 10:29 AM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
This is truly Americana at its finest.
If he wins, he will be a great source of material for comedians.
And I'm not joking, I really would LOVE to see this dude at least run for president.
Basil Marceaux and Sarah Palin as a presidential ticket. That would be a hoot.

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Message 92 of 647 (572044)
08-03-2010 12:18 PM
Reply to: Message 88 by Taz
08-02-2010 7:42 PM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Oni and straggler dating... imagine that... *shudders*
Yeah but imagine the offspring.........

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Straggler
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Message 93 of 647 (572045)
08-03-2010 12:20 PM
Reply to: Message 89 by onifre
08-03-2010 10:24 AM


Re: The last performance of George Carlin
Oni writes:
Taz writes:
Oni and straggler dating... imagine that... *shudders*
Dating? I'm not into relationships and things of that nature. Just raw fuckin'
Oh you smooth talking charmer you.......

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ringo
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Message 94 of 647 (572046)
08-03-2010 12:21 PM
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08-03-2010 10:29 AM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
onifre writes:
And I'm not joking, I really would LOVE to see this dude at least run for president.
I really don't think the rest of the world would notice the difference. Basil is exactly how many of us see the U.S. all the time.

Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.

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Message 95 of 647 (572085)
08-03-2010 5:01 PM
Reply to: Message 94 by ringo
08-03-2010 12:21 PM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
Basil is exactly how many of us see the U.S. all the time.
I'll accept the insults from our UK posters but NEVER from a Canadian!
quote:
A train compartment had 4 people in it: two ladies, and two men, one man was American, and the other was a Canadian.
At one point the train suddenly entered a tunnel. In the darkness there was a loud 'SLAP!'
When the train emerged everyone noticed that the Canadian had a big red hand mark on his face.
The first lady thought, 'that damn Canadian must have touched that lady, and she gave him what he deserved!'
The second lady thought, 'that damn Canadian must have touched that lady, and she gave him what he deserved!'
The Canadian thought, 'that damn American must have touched one of the ladies, and she gave me what HE deserved!'
The American thought, 'I hope we enter another tunnel so I can slap the Canadian again!'

- Oni

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Straggler
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Message 96 of 647 (572098)
08-03-2010 6:28 PM
Reply to: Message 95 by onifre
08-03-2010 5:01 PM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
(**Straggler says in a slow country bumpkin draaaawwwwwll**)
Ya mean Canada aint just a part o' the good ol U.S of A?

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ringo
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Message 97 of 647 (572110)
08-03-2010 7:16 PM
Reply to: Message 95 by onifre
08-03-2010 5:01 PM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
quote:
The American thought, 'I hope we enter another tunnel so I can slap the Canadian again!'
You neglected to mention that the Canadian was holding a hockey stick, which was why the American was afraid to hit him with the lights on.

Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.

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Message 98 of 647 (572117)
08-03-2010 8:24 PM
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08-03-2010 7:16 PM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!ONe
One of my favorite political comic strips was from I think about 1981 after Canada helped rescue some American hostages from Iran. It had a Canadian hockey player sitting at the bar with Uncle Sam saying he needed to buy him a drink, with a slapshoted Ayatollah Khomeini at the other end of bar in a pile of stools, chairs and over turned tables. I for one am a fan of Canadians, having been reared in upstate NY and Michigan.

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onifre
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Message 99 of 647 (572193)
08-04-2010 1:22 PM
Reply to: Message 91 by nwr
08-03-2010 12:14 PM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
If he wins, he will be a great source of material for comedians.
Right off the bat, the Bush Jr. comparisons would be hilarious.
Basil Marceaux and Sarah Palin as a presidential ticket. That would be a hoot.
Wasn't there a movie like that... Dumb and Dumber?
- Oni

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Taz
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Message 100 of 647 (572216)
08-04-2010 4:53 PM
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08-03-2010 10:29 AM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
I swear to you, if this guy runs for president I will vote for him. If he and Palin are on the same ticket, I will quit my job and volunteer for their campaign.

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Straggler
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Message 101 of 647 (572218)
08-04-2010 5:07 PM
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08-04-2010 1:22 PM


Re: The Next President of the US of A!
Right off the bat, the Bush Jr. comparisons would be hilarious.
Separated at birth.....
Wasn't there a movie like that... Dumb and Dumber?
Look out for "Duh-Duh and Dubya" at screens near you soon........

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Stile
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Message 102 of 647 (572417)
08-05-2010 3:50 PM


STFU Facebook
Ah Facebook... because everyone thinks they're awesome.
Or, at least, that their farm is.
STFU Believers
-Site dedicated to posting comments made from Believers that either don't fit the current topic at all, or are just generally stupid
STFU Atheists
-Site dedicated to posting comments made from Atheists that either don't fit the current topic at all, or are just generally stupid
(On a personal note, I wish Facebook would get punched in the face with bees... or something)

Taz
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Message 103 of 647 (572460)
08-06-2010 12:03 AM


More of Basil Marceaux

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Message 104 of 647 (572511)
08-06-2010 8:44 AM


Well, I hate to disappoint everyone, but ole Basil finished dead last in the Repugnantcan primary, garnering less than 0.5% of the vote.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson
For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate

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nwr
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Message 105 of 647 (572522)
08-06-2010 10:04 AM
Reply to: Message 104 by subbie
08-06-2010 8:44 AM


... but ole Basil finished dead last ...
Thinking on the positive side, that leaves him available for the VP slot on the Palin ticket in 2012.

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