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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
The omnipresent fucker in your video. Ah well, then yes. Kind of a wimpy voice for God, don't you think? I pictured more of a James Earl Jones type voice for God. - Oni
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2506 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
onifre writes: I pictured more of a James Earl Jones type voice for God. If you're getting to the stage of picturing voices, you ought to stop smoking that stuff.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Onifre writes: I pictured more of a James Earl Jones type voice for God. I have nightmares that it's Woody Allen. *shiver* Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
bluegenes writes: If you're getting to the stage of picturing voices, you ought to stop smoking that stuff. If Woody didn't want us to smoke it, He shouldn't have created it. I figure the serpent really said, "Hey baby--wanna blunt?" I mean, who gives it up for an apple? Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?! -Gogol Bordello
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
If you're getting to the stage of picturing voices, you ought to stop smoking that stuff. Or maybe you ought to start? "Come to the dark side" <-- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I have nightmares that it's Woody Allen. Almost to ironic if it was. Imagine, he wouldn't believe in himself. - Oni
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2506 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
onifre writes: Or maybe you ought to start? Start? I had to cut down sharply on such habits about 15 yrs. ago. It wasn't just that I was picturing voices, but I was hearing the scenery as well.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I had to cut down sharply on such habits about 15 yrs. ago. I like that you said, "cut down" rather than "do away with."
but I was hearing the scenery as well. It sounds like Floyd, right? - Oni
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2506 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
onifre writes: It sounds like Floyd, right? I am a child of the sixties. I like the idea of someone picturing voices. If you can picture them in your mind, you could try painting them. But your friends might start giving you nervous funny looks, and visiting less frequently. Especially if you start seeing God in videos, like me and archy.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3320 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined:
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 313 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I lol'ed for about a minute:
Though in humans, the appendix is shrinking, in the past it would have produced cellulose strong enough to eat raw meat, and quite easily digest small rocks.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3320 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
You might want to visit FSTDT
They got the best stuff there. Warning: the site is addictive, though.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
He already doesn't believe in himself.
But if he were God, it might matter to somebody.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2506 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Omnivorous writes: But if he were God, it might matter to somebody. What might matter to me would be if I was made in his image.
I think it might matter to my wife, as well.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Hopefully they call him Woody for a reason, and he has something to live for...
Have you ever been to an American wedding? Where's the vodka? Where's the marinated herring?! -Gogol Bordello
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