Eco-Nut Hostage Situation

I was once accused of singling out religious nutjobs, while leaving the atheist ones alone. Here is one such case. This frakkin moron went off the deep end and I would like to publicly shame him before the right wingers beat us to the punch. Here is the "manifesto" or his list of demands. This guy is (was, he was gunned down by police) looney toons, no doubt.Long story short: he took a number of hostages at the Discovery Channel building on protest of their programming, requesting they air more programs about being eco-friendly. He was of the mindset that planet earth is better off without homo-sapiens.

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Your god believes in Unicorns

Well, if nothing else, I guess he gets high marks for consistency. After all, he got himself taken out of the equation, all for the betterment of the planet.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate

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...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist

Just another suicide bomber.

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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

No, he was the only one that died........{ABE}
Nevermind. I forgot he was strapped with explosives as well.Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given.

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Your god believes in Unicorns

Suicide implies the person dies.

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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

See, evolution works!

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Religious belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge.

Well, technically, you are correct. However, I'm pretty sure we can all agree that when someone says "suicide bomber", they don't think of someone who blows themselves up simply as a means to commit said suicide......

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Your god believes in Unicorns

That is just a measure of how competent they are. It's likely he was just a minor league suicide bomber, inexperienced and so not really ready to be a major league suicide bomber.

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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

Perhaps he was in training. You know, like the McKamikaze Highlanders.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate

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...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist

Yeah, exactly how do you gain experience as a suicide bomber?

Exactly. But he had obviously not finished training. No kilt.

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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

Practice, practice, practice.It's best to begin with smaller charges that just maim a little then gradually work up to hoisting ones own petard.

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Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

Verrrrrrry carefully.

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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson

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We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat

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It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate

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...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist

I took the liberty of replacing "is" with "would be" in the above quote. "Would have been" is another possibility.I see the above quoted as an irrefutable truth. Want to tell me why I am wrong?Moose

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Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.

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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham

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"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

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"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien

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"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose

Could the earth be a better place if there was no one around to appreciate it?

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To count as an atheist, one needn't claim to have proof that there are no gods. One only needs to believe that the evidence on the god question is in a similar state to the evidence on the werewolf question. -- John McCarthy