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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days)
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From: frozen wasteland
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Message 541 of 647 (596982)
12-18-2010 8:04 PM
Reply to: Message 540 by nwr
Re: Jesus and marjuana
Mary Magdalene's middle name was Jane.
"I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got a lot of corroborating evidence... over here... by the throttle!"
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Omnivorous Member
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Message 542 of 647 (596987)
12-18-2010 8:36 PM
Reply to: Message 541 by ringo
Re: Jesus and marjuana
Ah, sweet Jane...
I know there's a balance, I see it when I swing past.
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frako Member (Idle past 328 days)
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Message 543 of 647 (597046)
12-19-2010 8:50 AM
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1) The normalisation of homosexual behaviour is believed to bring about a negative outcome for society at large.
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frako Member (Idle past 328 days)
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Message 544 of 647 (597048)
12-19-2010 8:58 AM
Reply to: Message 543 by frako
This is how it looks to me moste of creos and fanatics see Jesus when it comes to gays and simmilar. (the last part
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 756 days)
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Message 545 of 647 (597410)
12-21-2010 10:56 AM
Your milage may vary on whether you regard this as humor, but it is one of several examples from patent applications filed by folks at Halliburton:
The current invention provides a process and apparatus for determining the density of a flowing fluid without requiring knowledge of the fluid's Theological properties. The process of the current invention is capable of providing continuous "real time" analysis of fluid density. The apparatus of the current invention comprises at least two pressure assessment zones fitted with fluid pressure sensing points. Pressure sensing devices connected to the pressure sensing points provide the data necessary to enable the calculation of fluid density.
That particular piece made it into the public as the abstract of US Patent 6 807 857. The word bolded above was "rheological" before somebody's spellchecker got hold of it. I'm less certain why it would be capitalized, though.
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Trae Member (Idle past 4328 days)
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Message 546 of 647 (597412)
12-21-2010 11:18 AM
Reply to: Message 544 by frako
I don't think I've yet to own a doll, but I so want that second one.
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frako Member (Idle past 328 days)
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Message 547 of 647 (597504)
12-22-2010 5:03 AM
bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4211 days)
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Message 548 of 647 (597538)
12-22-2010 11:36 AM
Reply to: Message 547 by frako
Brilliant
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002
Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969
Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Message 549 of 647 (597598)
12-22-2010 4:45 PM
Good video reply to some of *those* posts
Dogmafood Member (Idle past 370 days)
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Message 550 of 647 (597627)
12-22-2010 7:36 PM
arachnophilia Member (Idle past 1366 days)
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Re: Good video reply to some of *those* posts
RAZD Member (Idle past 1427 days)
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Message 552 of 647 (597651)
12-22-2010 9:48 PM
Reply to: Message 545 by Coragyps
Your milage may vary on whether you regard this as humor, but it is one of several examples from patent applications filed by folks at Halliburton:
LOL, do the theological properties vary proportionally with the density of the medium?
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AZPaul3 Member
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Message 553 of 647 (597675)
12-23-2010 9:08 AM
Christmas Carol
Here come Santa Claus.
Here come Santa Claus.
Right through our skeet range.
Guns aim higher.
Deer on fire.
Oh, ain't it a shame!
A piece of sled and Santa's head
Were the largest things they found.
There was really nothing left
When Santa Claus hit the ground.
"Merry Christmas" to all you godless atheists.
And "Season's Greetings" to all the rest of you!
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ringo Member (Idle past 434 days)
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Message 554 of 647 (597689)
12-23-2010 11:24 AM
Reply to: Message 553 by AZPaul3
Re: Christmas Carol
At Christmas time, we all like feeling Mary
And given half a chance, we jump for Joy
But in the end, the lovely Christmas Carol
Is everybody's favourite Christmas toy.
"I'm Rory Bellows, I tell you! And I got a lot of corroborating evidence... over here... by the throttle!"
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Omnivorous Member
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Message 555 of 647 (597716)
12-23-2010 4:24 PM
The Pause of Mr. Claus
Arlo Guthrie dedicated this song to the FBI agents who followed him because of his involvement in the antiwar movement.
Sorry, embedding disabled.
The Pause of Mr. Claus
You can read the long lead-in rap about playing mind games with FBI agents (and the lyrics)
here .
Edited by Omnivorous, : Corrected subtitle
I know there's a balance, I see it when I swing past.
Real things always push back.Replies to this message: Message 556 by Coragyps , posted 12-23-2010 4:41 PM Omnivorous has replied
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