WARNING*****Factual interruption of humor thread*****Warning
I've been told that you can't smell pheromones, or have I been lied to?
You can't sense pheromones with your vomeronasal organ, like a mouse or bull can, because human vomeronasal organs aren't wired up to human brains. The jury is apparently still out on what role the human (and great ape) sense of smell plays in sexual interactions. But there is some role - boy urine and girl urine smell quite different. I've changed many diapers on each, and I've been a janitor on a college campus. I know.
And I think sports are boring as hell - golf even worse than football. Cricket at least has the advantage of being completely fucking incomprehensible as well as boring....