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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Well then you make a commercial and lets see how close to perfect yours is...
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
The greatest thing to ever happen on the Feud. Watch till the end.
"Name Something You Pass Around" - Watch more Funny Videos 8% of the people in the survey are awesome! - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Moose struck it down in the suggestions and questions thread as off topic, but I found it hilarious. It seems more apropos in this thread.
Dr. A's poem: For reasons you alone know whyyou slander, slur and vilify and libel and malign and lie and thick and fast the insults fly at those whom you demean; in words four letters long you prate about the people whom you hate; you smear, traduce and denigrate and cast aspersions and create an ugly scene. But if some voice of protest's heard ---some angry or dissenting word to tell you that you're quite absurd or give the finger or the bird or dare to answer back or goad you on with words that nettle, you hypocrite, you show your mettle by calling on the mods to settle just which utensil, pot or kettle, is deeper black. You two-faced fool, you prate and piffleand talk a lot of silly drivel and sob and scream and whine and sniffle how other people should be civil as though your posts don't stink. You throw your childish fit of pique and stamp your little feet and shriek, have tantrums 'til you're hoarse and weak and get so angry you can't speak or even think. You moan of what you must endure:a terrible ordeal, I'm sure for one so deeply immature to get to taste the stuff that you're so fond of dishing out. With neither honesty nor wit you throw your little hissy fit and babble out your prissy shit and prove yourself a hypocrite beyond all doubt. Feel free to scratch my name uponyour potty little ostracon and tell the mods I should be gone and see if you find anyone who gives a tinker's damn. You silly whining little pest, though long and loudly you protest I think MacMahon put it best: "I'm here, I stay" ("j'y suis, j'y reste") --- and here I am. Well done, Dr. You should write a book with funny atheist poems (if you haven't already.) In fact, there are some creative people here at EvC, maybe a small book (like the Atheist bible, or a book you read in the john) with some original poems, songs, raps like Stragglers, all from atheist. Something like that. And yes, I'm baked right now, but it's still a good idea. I think? - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
If you're in the US and enjoy comedy, please watch my boy's Comedy Central Presents tomorrow night at 10pm(eastern) on Comedy Central.
He's my best friend, we started out together and I have lots of love for this dude. Plus high ratings helps out the ventures he and I are planning, to include help funding our Euro Tour - and I'd like to stay in nice hotels when we do this, so watch his Presents!
- Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
If you're in the states, please follow this link (watch my 1-min video) and text if you can so I win this thing.
South Beach Comedy Festival Thanks in advance, - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Notice, he never answers whether he is a lizard or not... - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
But more to the point - No reaction to my rhyme entirely dedicated to you earlier upthread?
Dude, just finished moving in this weekend to NY, just getting back to the forum. I looked at the lyrics, tight work as always dude. And I'm honored to be the muse for this new MC Strag slam. Plus dude, I'd love to chill in a meditation with Harris and have such a funny thing happen like his balls getting burned up. It would make for a great story on stage. But man, did Harris have to get castrated? A bit too far,
Have I managed to offend the Oni-ister? Never dickbag now go fuck yourself.(Just trying to save the planet) - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Great scene from Lucky Louie:
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Let me help, Omni:
quote: Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Known in this forum for having sparked some violent, verbal assaults between Rrhain and myself (that lingers on today) with this video:
Patrice O'neal has passed away at the age of 41.
Comedian Patrice O'Neal died Tuesday morning. Whatever the opinions of him may have been, both here and in the outside world, he was an amazing comic with his own unique voice and views and was never apologetic for being himself. He was a bad mother fucker who will be sadly missed in the comedy world. There is no one in the game doing or saying what he said, whether you agree with it or not, it's an angle lost when he died. At his best: This truly sucks, sad sad day. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2951 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Louis Ck on evolution:
The next big thing, keep an eye out for this guy, Hannibal Buress. Developing a show with Jonah Hill: OWS's own, Ted Alexandro: One of the best ever, Maria Bamfooooo (Bamford): - Oni
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