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Topic: My medical condition
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 2 of 68 (624891)
07-20-2011 3:21 PM
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Rub some dirt on it and drink piss: you'll be fine.
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 4 of 68 (624893)
07-20-2011 3:39 PM
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Reply to: Message 3 by Taz
07-20-2011 3:34 PM
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Well, in the Army, we were frequently told to suck it up when injured because most likely you're just a pussy and can tough it out some more. Bear Grylls: when in doubt, drink piss. Drinking piss is like WD-40 and Duct Tape: it fixes everything. {abe} whoops. I initially was going to say suck it up, which is why I explained suck it up. Rub some dirt on it has basically the same origin. Fellow soldiers would say this to one another in the event there was a serious injury: "just rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine". Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given.
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 7 of 68 (624898)
07-20-2011 4:07 PM
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Reply to: Message 6 by Taz
07-20-2011 4:05 PM
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Well, I'm afraid literally rubbing dirt onto it would make it 10 times worse. Ah, ok. Well, like I said: duct tape and WD-40 works wonders. If that doesn't help, just do some push-ups.
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 11 of 68 (624903)
07-20-2011 4:25 PM
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Reply to: Message 8 by Taz
07-20-2011 4:22 PM
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Wow. I was being a facetious ass, Taz. I didn't mean any of that literally.
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 26 of 68 (625156)
07-21-2011 4:15 PM
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Reply to: Message 24 by Buzsaw
07-20-2011 10:54 PM
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Re: Get Well Soon!
So, Taz has a serious medical condition....and you're telling him to eat healthier.....?
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 28 of 68 (625182)
07-21-2011 5:24 PM
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Reply to: Message 27 by frako
07-21-2011 5:18 PM
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Re: Get Well Soon!
Not really what I was getting at, but good point nonetheless. What I was getting at was that sure, eating healthy is good and all, but it's not really an answer to what ails Taz. It really won't help his condition. It would be like telling a cancer patient to drink some OJ because it's good for you. Sure, OJ is good for you and isn't necassarily bad advice, but it doesn't do shit for the cancer....
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 35 of 68 (625200)
07-21-2011 7:25 PM
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Reply to: Message 33 by Buzsaw
07-21-2011 7:08 PM
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Re: Wholistic Systemic Solution
Buz, Taz has a SERIOUS, REAL medical condition. What part of that don't you understand? Do you say to the retarded boy down the road: "eat better and one day you'll not have your down's syndrome"?
Isn't the logic of real science wonderful? Yes. Isn't the logic of stupid idiot morons fun to laugh at?
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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hooah212002
Member (Idle past 821 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: 08-12-2009
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Message 48 of 68 (625320)
07-22-2011 9:59 AM
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Reply to: Message 42 by bobbins
07-21-2011 10:10 PM
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Re: Wholistic Systemic Solution
Thank you, Captain Obvious. You will note that I was obviously JOKING with Taz.
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square
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