I thought church was one of the punishments.
To anyone who doesn't already belong (to quote jar) to that chapter of club christian, it is.
I would rather have a toothache.
As would I. I can hardly bear to sit through a funeral for a family member because of the preaching....
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square