Just for the record, my quip was just a silly attempt at humor. The "why am I being arrested?" question was from an old Robin Williams act he said while playing a Russian character who is giving advise to tourists.
I am greatly looking forward to my visits in the Tuscany region. I should think I will probably have a lot less potential problems here than in many other countries. (famous last words)
BTW, I am renting a car there (a Panda? I think I am going to be squished inside). Can anybody give me any tips, suggestions, specifically for Italy? Diesel or gas? What's up with a daily road fee (3-4 euros)? I have bought "mandated" car insurance, whatever that covers. I was hoping they could deliver it to my hotel to save me time, but it seems the rental company wants to charge me too much.
thanks
Edited by dronester, : clarity