Bolder-dash, I think we'd like to have a debate forum where you
actually grapple with the scientific theory of evolution, not the
secret theory of chance and accident you've obviously become convinced is what we "actually" believe but won't admit.
There's no secret theory of evolution, Bolder. The theory that we've struggled in vain to communicate to you, the theory that for some reason you always ignore for not being as sexy, random, and anti-religious as the made-up "secret" theory, is no secret at all. We're right out in the open about it but, because you're a liar, you've become convinced that the rest of us must be, too.
Do you really want to know what evolutionists believe about the theory of evolution? Just ask us. The theory we constantly labor to explain to you is the real thing. It's the actual theory, not some facade of a theory we maintain for public consumption. Evolution
really is the scientific explanation of the history and diversity of life on Earth by the mechanisms of random mutation and natural selection. That's it. That's what it really is!