So, Montana's top federal judge, Judge Cebull, thought it would be good fun to send his buddies
an email as follows:
A little boy said to his mother, ‘Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?’ His mother replied, ‘Don’t even go there Barack! From what I can remember about that party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!’
It is this sort of gravitas, you see, that wins respect for the bench. Explaining his actions, Judge Fucktard said:
The only reason I can explain it to you is I am not a fan of our president, but this goes beyond not being a fan. I didn’t send it as racist, although that’s what it is. I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.
That's OK, then, judge. We all understand. You were just so blinded by hatred you simply
didn't care whether or not you were being racist. We've all been there, except me and everyone I know.
And, of course, the usual explanation:
It was a private communication. I didn’t intend for it to go public.
I wonder what he'd say if someone tried that on in his courtroom: "I didn't intend to leave fingerprints --- and how was
I meant to know that there were security cameras in the building? I move for a mistrial."