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Message 105 of 1042 (654391)
02-29-2012 9:06 PM
Reply to: Message 104 by Panda
Re: schools
Again - your arse is making noises as you extract these claims.
Well until you provide proof to the contrary, the US will remain the best in my opinion based on what I've seen. Arse.
You have confused 'biggest' with 'most expensive'.
The ten largest military, number 1 is the US. I've provided the link. I don't know what you're blabbing about. Arse.
That is an understandable mistake to make considering the poor educational standards of your country.
Well I am the son of a poor Cuban immigrant, so I'll try to keep up. Forgive any short comings I may have, I'm not so white you see. Arse.
- Oni
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Message 111 of 1042 (654419)
03-01-2012 10:21 AM
Reply to: Message 106 by frako
Re: schools
Just got one name for you Petra Majdi
Who? Sorry I'll need more than just a name. He does something on the snow? That's not really "sport' then.
I got more than one name for you: Jordan, Tyson, Armstrong, Bird, Marino, Elway, Ryan, Clemens, Woods, William's... and yeah, they're that awesome no one needs their first name.
America!
- Oni
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Message 112 of 1042 (654420)
03-01-2012 10:25 AM
Reply to: Message 107 by Panda
Re: schools
I never thought you were white - simply ignorant, chauvinistic and racist.
Chauvinistic? Bitch please...
- Oni
PS. Arse
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Message 116 of 1042 (654456)
03-01-2012 5:44 PM
Reply to: Message 115 by frako
Whatcha gonna do...Petra Majdi
Oh nothing special SHE just won Olympic BRONZE while her lung was PUNCTURED, and had 4 BROKEN ribs, kinda made the other competitors look like pussies.
Bronze? Ha! That's nothing.
She's not this guy:
VIDEO
That's a true sports man and a real American.
- Oni
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Message 119 of 1042 (654597)
03-02-2012 10:06 AM
Ted Alexandro - Letterman
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Message 139 of 1042 (656626)
03-20-2012 4:26 PM
Reply to: Message 138 by jar
Re: Mow that I'm texting in my old age...
Don't forget:
GTTG Go to the gym
NTOTW Not too old to workout
DUDYPT Did you do your push-ups today
- Oni
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Message 142 of 1042 (656692)
03-21-2012 5:45 AM
Iran so Far
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Message 143 of 1042 (656730)
03-21-2012 2:10 PM
Tebow traded to the NY, Jets
Funniest tweet I've read on the Tebow trade so far:
"Does anybody else remember what happened the last time a religious zealot, New York City, and Jets were put together?"
- Oni
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Message 151 of 1042 (656816)
03-22-2012 10:21 AM
Reply to: Message 146 by subbie
Re: Twitter was invented 30 years too late....
Sadly though, the school says no.
School says no
- Oni
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Message 154 of 1042 (656911)
03-23-2012 2:01 AM
Reply to: Message 152 by subbie
Re: Twitter was invented 30 years too late....
Me too! but the pornstar that agreed is married and was only doing it because she hadn't gone to prom herself and thought it was sweet to be asked by the kid. So no HJ's, BJ's or any J's were going to happen.
It's the ol' rub and tug for the kid at the end of the day.
- Oni
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Message 168 of 1042 (657613)
03-29-2012 3:41 PM
7 years ago tomorrow (March 30th)
Still miss him. Coolest voice in comedy.
VIDEO
- Oni
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Message 226 of 1042 (660429)
04-25-2012 2:57 PM
Reply to: Message 225 by Modulous
Re: British Al Qaeda
I watched this movie at Sundance a few years back and thought it was awesome. My kind of dark comedy.
If anyone wants to see the whole film it's on youtube here:
Four Lions
Thanks for the reminder of such a great film. I think I'll watch it again.
- Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days)
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Re: British Al Qaeda
Treadmill while doing curls. I multi-multi-task.
- Oni
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Message 239 of 1042 (660983)
05-01-2012 9:24 AM
UK peoples
If you're looking for a dope-ass comedy show in the UK (May 1-12) check out this one:
Hannibal Buress - Soho Theater
VIDEO
- Oni
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Message 262 of 1042 (662409)
05-15-2012 11:42 AM
Creationist
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