I would wave wads of $100 bills in poor peoples faces while lighting a cigar with one of them, all while laughing maniacally and mocking their poor fortune. Why? Because....fuck poor people, scum that they are. Then I'd tell them to "get a job, ya bum!" while blowing my nose in yet another $100 bill. I may (
may) toss them a fiver or a few singles if I am feeling generous, but again, fuck poor people, scum that they are. Next, I would offer a homeless man a million bucks to dance a jig in Times Square while singing a Lady Gaga song, only to reneg on my offer, because fuck poor people, scum that they are. I would find a family who was about to be evicted and tell them that I'll pay their mortgage, only to call the bank and buy their house then have it demolished with all their shit inside while I smoke a cigar wrapped in $100 bills and laugh in their poor faces because fuck poor people, scum that they are.
Good fucking thing I don't buy lottery tickets, eh?
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