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Message 466 of 1042 (675105)
10-05-2012 6:54 PM
Reply to: Message 465 by Coyote
10-05-2012 5:28 PM


Debate Humor and Truth
Obama better hope a Kicked Ass is covered under Obamacare. (Dennis Miller)
Obama came off worse last night... than he did in his debate against Clint Eastwood (Rush)
At the very least, it was the first time in history that a Mormon kicked a black dude's ass. (Joe Mande)
Romney's doing an awesome job moderating while Jim takes a light nap. (Zack Braff)
Obama made a lot of great points tonight. Unfortunately, most of them were for Romney (Bill Maher)
Al Gore blames altitude for Obama's debate loss. You'd think Obama's college years would prepare him for being that high. (indecision)

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subbie
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Message 467 of 1042 (675108)
10-05-2012 7:21 PM
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10-05-2012 5:28 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
No problem. It really quacked me up!
I was hoping you'd duck that lame pun.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung

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Message 468 of 1042 (675109)
10-05-2012 9:03 PM
Reply to: Message 467 by subbie
10-05-2012 7:21 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
No problem. It really quacked me up!
I was hoping you'd duck that lame pun.
Sorry, just wanted to goose you a little.
(Not my best pun; I was winging it.)

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Message 469 of 1042 (675110)
10-05-2012 9:52 PM
Reply to: Message 468 by Coyote
10-05-2012 9:03 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
Sorry, just wanted to goose you a little.
Birds of a feather.....

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung

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Message 470 of 1042 (675111)
10-05-2012 10:06 PM
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10-05-2012 9:52 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
Sorry, just wanted to goose you a little.
Birds of a feather.....
Well flock you then!
I wanted to get down, but...

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Message 471 of 1042 (675112)
10-05-2012 10:23 PM
Reply to: Message 470 by Coyote
10-05-2012 10:06 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
Well flock you then!
I wanted to get down, but...
That would certainly fit the bill.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung

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Message 472 of 1042 (675113)
10-05-2012 11:03 PM
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10-05-2012 10:23 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
Well flock you then!
I wanted to get down, but...
That would certainly fit the bill.
Eider we get more creative or we'll have to quit dabbling at it.
Time will teal.

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Message 473 of 1042 (675114)
10-05-2012 11:18 PM
Reply to: Message 472 by Coyote
10-05-2012 11:03 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
Eider we get more creative or we'll have to quit dabbling at it.
Time will teal.
I've got other things on my mind, I'm just Peking in here off and on. Drake it or leave it.

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung

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Message 474 of 1042 (675115)
10-06-2012 12:24 AM
Reply to: Message 473 by subbie
10-05-2012 11:18 PM


Re: Nasty Weather
I've got other things on my mind, I'm just Peking in here off and on. Drake it or leave it.
It is getting difficult to come up with anything fresh on ducks, so I'm going to have to Brants off.
But then it's getting late, so this will be my swan song for the evening.
Have Anas night.

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Message 475 of 1042 (675116)
10-06-2012 12:26 AM
Reply to: Message 474 by Coyote
10-06-2012 12:24 AM


Re: Nasty Weather
But then it's getting late, so this will be my swan song for the evening.
Chicken!
Edited by subbie, : Tyop

Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung

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Message 476 of 1042 (675167)
10-07-2012 11:49 AM



Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson
We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung

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Message 477 of 1042 (675222)
10-08-2012 8:45 PM


Bikerfox
Theres alot of funny material with this weird guy on teh tubes.

Aware Wolf
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Message 478 of 1042 (675285)
10-09-2012 8:52 PM


Einstein, Newton and Pascal
Einstein, Newton and Pascal were hanging around, bored, and decided to play some hide and go seek. Einstein put his hands over his eyes and started counting to twenty; Pascal scurried off behind a bush. Newton picked up a stick and started drawing a geometric shape in the dirt.
When Einstein reached twenty he yelled out Ready or not, here I come! and uncovered his eyes, only to find Sir Isaac standing a few paces away, calmly regarding him. He was standing inside a square that he had drawn, one meter to a side. Einstein blinked. Maybe you do not understand the rules of this game, my friend. You were supposed to hide. Instead, I have found you with no difficulty.
I suggest you reconsider the situation, my dear Albert said Newton. As you can see, I stand here, one Newton in a square meter. Thus, as I’m sure you will agree, you have actually found Pascal.
Edited by Aware Wolf, : No reason given.

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Message 479 of 1042 (675488)
10-11-2012 3:42 PM


not hilarious but relevant

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - St. Thomas Aquinas

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Message 480 of 1042 (675778)
10-15-2012 6:38 PM


A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"

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