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mindspawn Member (Idle past 2687 days) Posts: 1015 Joined: |
Very true indeed. There's an audience out there somewhere that will laugh. The key is to find them and have them pay to watch you tell jokes. Now, in mindspawn's case, his audience would be better suited using their money for other things, like guns to defend themselves against minorities, Walmart goods, balls to hang on their trucks, Get-R-Done hats/stickers and "Who Farted" t-shirts. Enjoying the comebacks, I'm new to this forum and admit the cartoons were bad taste for this light hearted thread , so bring it on, I deserve it. But don't forget about my well armed audience
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8556 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
... defend themselves against minorities, Walmart goods, etc ... What kind of Walmarts do you go to that you need defense from their products? And then why would you go there if the goods are that dangerous? The "Who Farted" t-shirts I can understand but I would think shooting them wouldn't do as much for you as using Lysol.
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I thought it was funnier phrased:
Is your asshole jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? The imagery provides a better pun.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 311 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Yes, conservatives will defend Nazism and the Holocaust if Obama says that those were bad things.
President Obama Commemorates the ‘Senseless’ Holocaust | National Review Next I think he should make an impassioned speech in favor of breathing.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3740 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
From your link:
quote: "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8556 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
es, conservatives will defend Nazism and the Holocaust if Obama says that those were bad things. Humor? Disgust.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
What kind of Walmarts do you go to that you need defense from their products? I don't shop at Walmart, there are none in Manhattan. But I'm sure there's plenty of guns being brought in and sold at Walmart.
And then why would you go there if the goods are that dangerous? The "Who Farted" t-shirts I can understand but I would think shooting them wouldn't do as much for you as using Lysol.
I think you misunderstood the direction that joke went... - Oni
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8556 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9
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I think you misunderstood the direction that joke went... No misunderstanding and I appreciate it. I was being deliberately obtuse because I thought it was ... funny. your joke:
using their money for other things, like guns to defend themselves against minorities, Walmart goods, balls to hang on their trucks, Get-R-Done hats/stickers and "Who Farted" t-shirts. where you meant they use their money to buy guns, buy walmart goods, buy balls, buy stickers and buy t-shirts, I deliberately misinterpreted to say to defend themselves against minorities ...to defend themselves against Walmart goods ... to defend themselves against balls to hang on their trucks ... . . . See? You need to defend yourself against Walmart goods! Hilarious! OK, you woulda needed to be there. Edited by AZPaul3, : cuz Edited by AZPaul3, : mor
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Blue Jay Member (Idle past 2725 days) Posts: 2843 From: You couldn't pronounce it with your mouthparts Joined:
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Hey, Paul.
You know how we always tell creationists to leave the science to professional scientists? We should have a similar rule about leaving the comedy to professional comedians. -Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus) Darwin loves you.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8556 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9 |
You know how we always tell creationists to leave the science to professional scientists? I hope oni can use some of this stuff.
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saab93f Member (Idle past 1422 days) Posts: 265 From: Finland Joined:
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President Obama should go on TV to ask people not to eat yellow snow if only for the joy of hearing Fox News explain how good yellow snow really is.
(From Being Liberal fb-page)
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onifre Member (Idle past 2978 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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by Doug Stanhope - Oni
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2504 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Better or worse, it's all our fault.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 311 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Republicans are keeping it classy as only they know how ....
https://twitter.com/ToddKincannon/status/298251890783830016
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Shield Member (Idle past 2889 days) Posts: 482 Joined: |
I think that guy is hilarious!
The Honey Badger of American Politics
Edited by rbp, : No reason given.
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