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Message 820 of 1042 (701224)
06-14-2013 9:45 AM 		Reply to: Message 819 by Shtop
06-13-2013 6:45 AM

Re: Habla francais?
"What do you call four Mexican gentleman in a canoe?'
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Quatro cinco.
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Message 831 of 1042 (702286)
07-03-2013 5:56 PM

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Message 886 of 1042 (706544)
09-13-2013 12:47 PM 		Reply to: Message 884 by Shield
09-13-2013 7:03 AM

Re: One small RIBBIT for frogkind..
Russian spy frogs! I knew it.
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Message 897 of 1042 (707174)
09-24-2013 12:15 PM

From the Office
So what's the difference between a fox and a dog?
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:Several Pints of Lager.
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Message 963 of 1042 (709301)
10-24-2013 11:02 AM 		Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM

Re: Caption Competition
"Please to meet Choo, hope you can guess my name.."
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Message 976 of 1042 (709740)
10-29-2013 3:57 PM 		Reply to: Message 975 by frako
10-29-2013 9:35 AM

I think it would depend on several factors.
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Amount of alcohol consumed.
What time is it at the bar.
Plausible deniablity.
Do I really need this left arm.
You know the universal constant of a 2 at 10 or a 10 at 2.
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Message 980 of 1042 (709877)
10-30-2013 4:53 PM 		Reply to: Message 979 by Theodoric
10-29-2013 8:24 PM

Like Stephen Cobert said, (paraphrasing)
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"I'm not sayin the president broke the law when he tapped all our phones, Im just saying it's wierd he didn't have to."
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Message 986 of 1042 (711484)
11-19-2013 2:13 PM

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
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One was assaulted.
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Ba-da- bum!
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Message 997 of 1042 (712112)
11-27-2013 10:23 AM 		Reply to: Message 996 by frako
11-27-2013 9:45 AM

" I see says the blind man as he pisses into the wind. It's all
coming back to me now."
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