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Topic: Humour VII
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 950 of 1042 (709116)
10-21-2013 3:07 PM
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Kill this kill that kill mother fuckers and fucked mothers kill kill kill. 6 commandment DON'T KILL Sound probably not good for wrork, or children or people that dont want to hear the word fuck. Edited by frako, : No reason given.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 956 of 1042 (709241)
10-23-2013 2:23 AM
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Reply to: Message 955 by bluegenes
10-22-2013 10:53 PM
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Re: Caption Competition
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water." Yea well that happens a lot and my friends dont like it, the last time a friend of mine committed the sacrilege of pouring 650 litres of wine down a hill, that inconsiderate bastard. But yea in a country of wineries im the only cunt borne surrounded by forest. im talking about the price of bottled water in stores and the price of wine at the winemakers.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 968 of 1042 (709468)
10-26-2013 8:04 PM
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Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM
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Re: new caption contest
Guys there are reports of a spy among us be alert.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 973 of 1042 (709619)
10-28-2013 6:43 PM
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The results of the crockoduck awards are in
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 975 of 1042 (709658)
10-29-2013 9:35 AM
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Ok my american friends i just have to ask who the hell looked at the chancellor of Germany and said id tap that.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 978 of 1042 (709771)
10-29-2013 7:47 PM
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Reply to: Message 976 by 1.61803
10-29-2013 3:57 PM
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dunno if you got the joke, they tapped the phone of Angela Merkel the German chancellor.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 987 of 1042 (711547)
11-20-2013 7:57 AM
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 996 of 1042 (712107)
11-27-2013 9:45 AM
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I dont get why you guys haven't converted to normal ways of measuring things, and this video just covers lengths WTF is wrong with you.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 1003 of 1042 (712157)
11-28-2013 1:36 AM
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Reply to: Message 1000 by AZPaul3
11-27-2013 3:16 PM
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Re: I have a corn on my 12"
Other than this barleycorn junk the rest of his stuff sounded OK by me. ok giving say there are no barleycorns its still all f%&# up. the metric system is fare easier and better. basic unit is the meeter and everything is derived from that. For small stuff millimetres 1/1000 of a meeter, or centimetres, 1/100 of a meeter, or decimeters 1/10 of a meeter. For long distances kilometres 1000 meters. It gets tied to volumes and weights as one cubed decimetre of pure water is one kilo gram or 1000 grams. The gram being the basic unit that can be divided or multiplied by factors of 10 depending on need. Simple elegant and way better then the jumbled mess you have. But i guess super grate nr 1 countries of the world like Burma, Liberia and the United states of America know better.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 1006 of 1042 (712180)
11-28-2013 11:15 AM
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Reply to: Message 1004 by AZPaul3
11-28-2013 6:48 AM
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Re: I have a corn on my 12"
You do know this is the "Humor" thread, right? And a so called superpower using an archaic measurement system is not the least bit funny to you.
That is just the problem. Metric is too easy. Its' all 1's and 0's in orders of magnitude all logically ordered and internally consistent. There is no intellectual challenge to it. The Imperial system lends itself to neuroplasticity, the training and strengthening of the brain. One must actually think of the relationships in order to use it correctly and since the relationships are arcane, obscure and inconsistent considerable brain power is necessary to keep it all straight. Maby if your "intellectuals" dint have to think how many barleycorns more do they have to saw off a too short plank to make it fit, They would have enough brain capacity left to realise that creationism is a non-scientific scam.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 1007 of 1042 (712243)
11-30-2013 10:17 AM
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This is how religion sounds to me.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako
Member (Idle past 327 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: 09-04-2010
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Message 1008 of 1042 (712244)
11-30-2013 10:33 AM
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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