so have i, i even have some distant relatives in america, but we still stereotype, Americans badly.
But we do tend to steryotipe ourselves to, by regions.
dolenska my region - drunks
What do you get when a steam roller rols over an orange, - orange juce, and if it rolls over a dolenc - cviek (its our wine)
tajerska and prekmurska- also drunks
what does a tajerc say if a fly falls in to his beer. spit it out
primorska -fishing drunks
A gorenc wanted to fit in with the tajerc folk so he had an operation to have some of his brain removed the surgeons knife slipped and took out too much when he woke he said, Ma otja, kje pa sem? (primorski accent)
gorenjska -greedy bastards
Anything from drying toilet paper, to comming home finding his wife in bead with a another man, his daughter with 2, and his son doing heroine, but freaking out when the living room thermostat was on full but nobody in there.
Capitol- frogs
Why are jokes about gorences so easy to understand, so ljubljanans can understand them too.
Our former yougoslavian borther nations
Coratians - well just about anything we dont get along
A slovenian and a croatian make a bet who can tell the most incredible storry. The croatian starts long ago there lived an honest croatian. Stop says the slovenc you won the bet.
bosnians - stupid tones of mujo and haso jokes
Mujo what would you do if it was the end of the world said haso. Mujo: well id pack my bags and goo to germany.
Monetenegro - lazy tones of lazy jokes
The 10 montenegran commandments
1.Man is borne tired and lives to rest
2.Love your bed as you do yourself
3.Rest douring the day so you can sleep at night
4.dont work, working kills.
5.If you see someone resting go help him
6.dont do something today if yo ucan do it tomorow
7.Do less then you are able, and what you are able have others do it
8.In coolnes there is safety, nobody died from resting
9.Working makes you ill, dont die young
10.If you want to work, wait a while it will pass
Serbs - well we kind of like them we joke about building a tunnel under croatia
Americans, well the obvious stupid and fat, oh and dont forget the stupid
, when we read about something stupid that happened in america, we say only in america
But we dont have to make up jokes about you cause Americans always have something ready to make us laugh.
Edited by frako, : No reason given.
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.