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Atheos canadensis Member (Idle past 3023 days) Posts: 141 Joined: |
Did you know that science has proven that it is physically impossible for an adult to purposefully urinate in their pants? This is an attempt to get the members of this forum to pee their pants, yes? You rascal.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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that depends ...
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9197 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
Now some stupid cidiot (short for cities idiot, it is our term for people that come up from the twin cities) is going to try this.
As Frako has stated it won't be pretty.Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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ringo Member (Idle past 438 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
My favourite scene from Three's Company:
The roommates can't pay their rent so the landlord, Mr. Roper, is giving them a break in exchange for them clearing out some weeds behind the building. Meanwhile, Mr. Roper invites himself to a noisy party in the building. He answers a phone call from one of the roommates, "Hello...? Yes, this is Mr. Roper.... Oh, hi, Jack. How's it going...? Oh...? You found what...? A can of what...? A can of biss...? Oh, cannabis. Cannabis!?"
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.5 |
Re: Cannadom Premiums
You wouldn't want to try Cocaindom Premiums though...neither partner would feel a thing.- xongsmith, 5.7d
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Atheos canadensis Member (Idle past 3023 days) Posts: 141 Joined: |
Heh, I see what you did there.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8551 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9
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Heh, I see what you did there. Well, as long as we're on the subject: Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" "Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even go anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "Do you have trouble go'ing?" "No, I go every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and go every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."
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Diomedes Member Posts: 995 From: Central Florida, USA Joined: |
One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is a Type of Sexually Transmitted Infection - Slashdot
One In Ten Americans Thinks HTML Is a Type of Sexually Transmitted Infection quote: Top prize goes to whichever EVC member comes up with an acronym for HTML to signify which venereal disease it might represent.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8551 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9
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Hypophallus Trichomon-Morphic Ligase.
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nwr Member Posts: 6410 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 5.3
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According to a recent study reported on by the LA Times, 11% of Americans thought HTML was a sexually-transmitted disease.
Those of us who work with software and web servers, know that those 11% are correct Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Hyperactive Tongue Manifesting Lesions, or in the common vernacular, Tongue Lashings, can be inflicted at a distance, so beware of people with sharp tongues ...
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1431 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Then there is "A" matter ...
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