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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
LOL some news that other countries are incompitent too besides the americans.
The French bought 2000 trains for 15 billion, too bad nobody checked that the trains they bought where to wide to ride trough their train stations. That must have been an upsi moment for the guy who signed the contract. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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shadow71 Member (Idle past 2933 days) Posts: 706 From: Joliet, il, USA Joined:
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A guy walks into a bar and yells out real loud, "all Lawyers are assholes".
A guy down at the far end of the bar says, " I heard that I and am really offended". Bartender says to him "are you a lawyer?" Guy says no " I'm an asshole."
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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Damn im dying this is to sick LOL your elections are the best reality tv show ever made. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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ringo Member (Idle past 411 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Idaho GOP Debate LOLz
Dyslexia kicks in again: I read that as GOD.
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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Solar Panels Drain the Sun’s Energy, Experts Say | National Report
So now we know what to do to stop global warming just put up as many solar panels as we can to drain the sun of its energy LMAO Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1404 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
And windmills to take all the energy out of the wind.
Both of these will use energy impacting the earth, diverting it for human use, but entropy means that by the end of the use of this energy there will be an excess of energy dissipated as ... heat. by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3977 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3
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Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3977 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.3
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The next time they surrender, the mismatched trains will slow the looting of art treasures.
Vive la France!"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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frako Member (Idle past 305 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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LOLChristianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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Percy Member Posts: 22388 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
iWatch parody:
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3941 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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Source MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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Leroy Jenkins Member (Idle past 3488 days) Posts: 4 From: Ontario, Canada Joined:
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Q: What has 6 reverse gears and one forward gear?
A: A French tank. The forward gear is in case they're attacked from behind. Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?A: To see it's facial expression. Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies?A: I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline. Q: What's a guitarist without a girlfriend?A: Homeless. Q: Why did the Spanish Armada include glass floors on their submarines?A: To get a good look at the old Spanish Armada. Q: How many french people does it take to defend Paris?A: I don't know. It's never been done. Thanks for suffering the barrage of awful jokes."As with the Christian religion, the worst advertisement for Socialism is its adherents." -George Orwell "In my opinion, nothing has contributed so much to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country and that every act of its rulers must be excused, if not imitated."-Also George Orwell "You don't need a formal conspiracy; when interests converge, these people went to the same universities, [...] they're on the same boards of directors, they're in the same country clubs, they have like interests. They don't need to call a meeting, they know what's good for them, and they're getting it."-George Carlin
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