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Message 196 of 1442 (732075)
07-03-2014 10:02 AM
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07-03-2014 7:43 AM


Re: help with imbedding?
Their embedding code uses Javascript, which isn't permitted in messages. Javascript can be a significant security hole.

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Message 197 of 1442 (732159)
07-03-2014 2:35 PM


Funny things that were said this week
Top 5 Ridiculous Comments: reality-challenged people will state just about anything
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I think the funniest is #2, about the "leader" of North Korea.

What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python
One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie
If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy

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Message 198 of 1442 (732223)
07-04-2014 1:25 PM
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07-03-2014 2:35 PM


Re: Funny things that were said this week
Pat Robertson writes:
I would sell that house in a heartbeat I would run to the nearest realtor, put it on the market, cut the price in half and get out. If you don’t like that, get a bunch of believers to come in there and room by room, anoint every room, and plead the blood of Jesus and cast demons out. You’re in for a long fight. There are plenty of houses, why live in a haunted house?
Interesting that Plan A is sell the house. Plan B is get rid of the demons. Making a buck trumps doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Myself, if I had a haunted house, I'd be thinking fire.

"I just rattled off that post not caring whether any of it was true or not if you want to know." -- Faith

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Message 199 of 1442 (732225)
07-04-2014 1:35 PM
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07-04-2014 1:25 PM


Re: Funny things that were said this week
Myself, if I had a haunted house, I'd be thinking fire.
If I had a haunted house I would make a fortune charging all those fake "believers" to come and do exorcisms.
Of course they know they are fakes , so none of them would actually show up.....fire probably is the best option......

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Message 200 of 1442 (732226)
07-04-2014 8:20 PM
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07-04-2014 1:25 PM


Re: Funny things that were said this week
Myself, if I had a haunted house, I'd be thinking fire.
Run it as a B&B -- if it's haunted you won't need to make breakfast ...
Enjoy

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07-04-2014 9:48 PM



  
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Message 202 of 1442 (732332)
07-06-2014 4:33 PM


Q: What's the difference between natural selection and sexual selection?
A: One depends on whether or not you get eaten before you can reproduce.

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Message 203 of 1442 (732385)
07-07-2014 7:21 AM
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07-06-2014 4:33 PM


unless you are a spider and don't make the grade ...
then there are those that get eaten after reproduction ...
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Message 204 of 1442 (732759)
07-10-2014 4:06 PM


U238: Do these electrons make me look fat?
U235: No, it's the neutrons that make you look fat.

  
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Message 205 of 1442 (732871)
07-11-2014 7:46 PM


Undeniable proof of the existence of God
wonkette.com/...-message-to-louisiana-restaurant#more-554026
Edited by Admin, : Fix link.

  
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Message 206 of 1442 (732913)
07-12-2014 12:24 PM


Percy writes:
The Himalayas resulted from the collision of India with Asia.
Message 962
It was probably the Asian driver's fault.

  
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Message 207 of 1442 (732975)
07-12-2014 6:57 PM


Checkmate

  
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Message 208 of 1442 (733023)
07-13-2014 2:25 PM


Gopher wood: the reason why there are so many gophers.

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Message 209 of 1442 (733086)
07-13-2014 8:37 PM
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07-13-2014 2:25 PM


How much gopher wood would a gopher go fer if a gopher would go fer gopher wood?

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Message 210 of 1442 (733146)
07-14-2014 12:01 PM
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07-13-2014 8:37 PM


RAZD writes:
How much gopher wood would a gopher go fer if a gopher would go fer gopher wood?
You'd have to ask a female gopher or a gay gopher.

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