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Admin Director Posts: 13017 From: EvC Forum Joined: Member Rating: 1.8
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4411 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Top 5 Ridiculous Comments: reality-challenged people will state just about anything
. I think the funniest is #2, about the "leader" of North Korea.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Pat Robertson writes:
Interesting that Plan A is sell the house. Plan B is get rid of the demons. Making a buck trumps doing unto others as you would have them do unto you. I would sell that house in a heartbeat I would run to the nearest realtor, put it on the market, cut the price in half and get out. If you don’t like that, get a bunch of believers to come in there and room by room, anoint every room, and plead the blood of Jesus and cast demons out. You’re in for a long fight. There are plenty of houses, why live in a haunted house? Myself, if I had a haunted house, I'd be thinking fire."I just rattled off that post not caring whether any of it was true or not if you want to know." -- Faith
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4411 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Myself, if I had a haunted house, I'd be thinking fire. If I had a haunted house I would make a fortune charging all those fake "believers" to come and do exorcisms. Of course they know they are fakes , so none of them would actually show up.....fire probably is the best option......
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1426 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Myself, if I had a haunted house, I'd be thinking fire. Run it as a B&B -- if it's haunted you won't need to make breakfast ... Enjoyby our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Q: What's the difference between natural selection and sexual selection?
A: One depends on whether or not you get eaten before you can reproduce.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1426 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
unless you are a spider and don't make the grade ...
then there are those that get eaten after reproduction ... Edited by RAZD, : ...by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
U238: Do these electrons make me look fat?
U235: No, it's the neutrons that make you look fat.
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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It was probably the Asian driver's fault.
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Gopher wood: the reason why there are so many gophers.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1426 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
How much gopher wood would a gopher go fer if a gopher would go fer gopher wood?
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ringo Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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RAZD writes:
You'd have to ask a female gopher or a gay gopher.
How much gopher wood would a gopher go fer if a gopher would go fer gopher wood?
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