What to say if you met God/god/Gods/gods

My answer would be:"You know Holy FSM (oh, you’re omniscient so I don’t really have to tell you as you know my thoughts), but here goes. Pasta and meat balls would get quite boring after a while, especially if I’m going to have it for brunch every day.Imagine having it every day for all eternity. Not that you can imagine eating, for You don’t need to eat. But try to.Sometimes beacon and eggs would do just fine for me."Of course I would have to alter the answer quite considerably in the case of encountering the Jewish and/or Muslim God.

Hey, I'd ask him for Wednesday night's SA lotto numbers, too. On R20 000 000, I would be able to buy my own Indian Ocean Island.You should have seen the answers from our main local "born again Christian" on that one when he was asked about it on tv. Suddenly he wasn't being able to talk to Spooks anymore. Just some vague "personal relationship"...Edited by Pressie, : No reason given.