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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4 |
There is all philosophy BEFORE pooh and all afterwards.
winnie the pooh philosophy - Google Search- xongsmith, 5.7d |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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In this situation, I feel it's only right to quote everything from that page:
quote: MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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GDR Member Posts: 6202 From: Sidney, BC, Canada Joined: Member Rating: 2.1
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Apologies if this has been posted before.
As Erwin Schrdinger cruises down the highway, a patrol officer pulls him over for a suspicious-looking car. The officer strolls up to Schrdinger’s open window and asks for his license and registration and whether the Nobel laureate will allow a search of his trunk. Schrdinger pops the trunk and the officer looks around. Approaching the window again he asks, Are you aware you have a dead cat in your trunk? Angrily, Schrdinger replies, Well, I am now!He has told you, O man, what is good ; And what does the LORD require of you But to do justice, to love kindness, And to walk humbly with your God. Micah 6:8
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 312 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Next the officer stops Heisenberg for speeding. "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know where I am."
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Tangle Member Posts: 9512 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8 |
"It's ok, he was alive tomorrow"
Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Article and embeded video here.
MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8561 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.9
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Tangle Member Posts: 9512 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.8
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Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android "Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved." - Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm. |
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MrHambre Member (Idle past 1421 days) Posts: 1495 From: Framingham, MA, USA Joined:
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Not-so-famous-anymore New York vegan cabaret songbird Nellie McKay gave a TED talk that was no less silly and implausible than the usual, but at least it was tuneful. Would Tony Robbins be brave enough to croon falsetto about the only appeal scientific progress has for rich narcissists? Was that Hawking guy 'inside' enough to drop references to Phil Spector and the Olson twins in his TED talk? Will cloning technology allow the flavor-of-the-month chanteuse of the future to sign with two record labels simultaneously, or is Schrodinger's paradox simply a different breed of cat? Hit it, Nellie.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3990 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Woman sees Donald Trump in her tub of butter
That's odd. I saw him just this morning floating in my toilet--made me concerned for my health. She should worry, too."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Phat Member Posts: 18348 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0 |
Seems as if a Joker Trumps a Full House! (And Senate too....)
Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4444 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.1 |
the Skeptic's Guide to the Universe writes: The latest experiments in the search for the source of Dark Energy peered 1,000 times more closely than ever for particles called Chameleons. Their theoretical ability to hide themselves may explain why they’ve never been detected. https://www.theskepticsguide.org/...r-dark-energy-chameleons The first paragraph of a short article just struck my funnybone. I would never have expected to read on a legitimate science web site something as silly as, "Their theoretical ability to hide themselves may explain why they’ve never been detected."What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy |
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Percy Member Posts: 22502 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 4.9
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Comics That Say Something: A Day at the Park
--Percy
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