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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 285 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
OK, picking it up was a mistake.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 285 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Once more an entry from perennial crackpot and charlatan David Wolfe:
The reason why the oceans are salty is that's what's needed to hold the water onto the Earth. If that didn't happen the water would levitate right off the Earth, that'd be the end of it. Video here.
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Well I just had water levitate out of the glass in my hand when I read that ... Ah, you need to take it with a pinch of salt.
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How did the duration of the crime become a factor?
Are we now going to have defense attorneys saying: "But surely life in prison is excessive for one second of shooting someone in the head"? Or judges passing sentence: "Mr. Stibbons, not only did you commit the heinous crime of armed robbery, but you also took your fucking time about it. This court will not tolerate criminals who can't carry out heists promptly and efficiently, and I shall be awarding the maximum sentence."
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You can read the petition here. On the upside, the comments show that there is still hope for humanity.
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While I'm at it, let me draw your attention to "conservative activist and homeschooling expert" Marjorie Holsten. She has some strong views on sex education. Basically, she's against it, becauseit'sa plot to produce Democrats:
If you go deep down and you connect those dots, you see that when children are desensitized to sexual things, that affects their ability at a later date to bond with a spouse. And so if you have somebody who can’t bond, they’re not going to have a stable marriage. When you have unstable, broken households, how do they vote? Democrat. So this has a very evil underlying intent. But grudgingly she admits that children do have to learn something about the facts of life, so she suggests showing them guinea-pigs mating on the grounds that "you really couldn’t see anything." Which kinda deprives it of its educative value.
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A 28-year-old woman in the city of Mary Esther, Florida, was cited for reckless driving and property damage after she reportedly decided to close her eyes and pray while she was driving eastbound on Marcia Drive. The unnamed woman failed to stop at a stop sign, went through an intersection and into the yard of a home on Miramar Drive where she crashed into someone’s home. Hey, maybe it was a bad person's house.
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I don't know who made this meme, but a guy called Greg Watson posted it on the internet, so for now I'm going to blame him.
For this to be true, the eruption of Mount Etna must have released more gas into the atmosphere than there is gas in the atmosphere, as I discovered using a complex scientific technique called "multiplication" which is apparently beyond the grasp of climate denialists.
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Flat-Earther, anti-Semite, conspiracy theorist, what's not to love?
YHWHS Flat and Stationary Earth
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Governor Mary Fallin of Oklahoma has designated October 13 as a day of prayer for the oil fields.
What's God going to do, put more oil in the ground? What specifically are they going to ask for?
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