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Topic: Humour VIII
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 585 of 1446 (794484)
11-16-2016 2:28 PM
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Reply to: Message 583 by JonF
11-15-2016 6:38 PM
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Seriously, I thought that was going to be about Trump's tiny hands.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Re: Be Funny Or Die Trying
New Cat's Eye writes: "When Mom calls you by your full name"
Conversely, if she goes through the whole list of siblings before she gets to you ("Albert... Boris... Charlie... Dennis") it isn't so bad
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 638 of 1446 (796918)
01-07-2017 10:55 AM
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Reply to: Message 637 by Faith
01-07-2017 2:30 AM
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Re: How to deal with politically challenged family members
Faith writes: I'm sick of the unfunny leftist excuses for humor. Now you can get sick at mine.
I think everything you say is hilarious. 
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 649 of 1446 (797752)
01-26-2017 11:01 AM
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Reply to: Message 648 by dwise1
01-25-2017 11:51 AM
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Re: Hermeneutics in Everyday Life
DWise1 writes: 4.An average Catholic (or Orthodox or Coptic or Anglican or Methodist or Presbyterian or whatever) doesn't bother to read the sign but he'll stop if the car in front of him does.
Where I live a green light means, "Keep going," a yellow light means, "Keep going," and a red light means, "Keep going if you think it's going to change soon."
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 660 of 1446 (799736)
02-14-2017 11:22 AM
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Something draws me to the Gen Reply button, like a magnet. General Reply? Generic Reply? Generate Reply? Generous Reply? Throw in a few big words, always impressive on a science forum. Or just use a lot of little words. Use some of them twice, if you like. Genius Reply? That would be rare but not unheard of at EvC. Geneva Reply? Probably too specific. Gene Reply? Those are all the suggestions that Google has.
| Replies to this message: | | | Message 661 by Tanypteryx, posted 02-14-2017 7:11 PM | | ringo has seen this message but not replied | | | Message 664 by Percy, posted 02-15-2017 2:13 PM | | ringo has replied |
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 665 of 1446 (799808)
02-15-2017 2:19 PM
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Reply to: Message 664 by Percy
02-15-2017 2:13 PM
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Percy writes: What if they were just plain text buttons?
I can never tell what the icons mean anyway.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 670 of 1446 (799827)
02-16-2017 10:41 AM
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Reply to: Message 668 by Pressie
02-16-2017 4:55 AM
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Re: Trump
Pressie writes: After Donald Trump became US President he went on a fact-finding visit to Israel.
That's the implausible part of the story. Trump would never go anywhere looking for facts. They're all in his head already.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Re: Obama's Master Plan
Tanypteryx writes: We live in comedian's dream world.
I bet Jay Leno and David Letterman are kicking themselves for retiring.
| This message is a reply to: | | | Message 680 by Tanypteryx, posted 03-05-2017 3:27 PM | | Tanypteryx has seen this message but not replied |
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 689 of 1446 (802435)
03-16-2017 12:13 PM
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Reply to: Message 687 by RAZD
03-14-2017 10:41 AM
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Re: KelLynConjob does it again
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"There was an article this week that talked about how you can surveil someone through their phones, through their certainly through their television sets...."
I don't care if my TV watches me but I wish it would quit telling me to buy stuff.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 699 of 1446 (803910)
04-05-2017 3:51 PM
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Reply to: Message 697 by JonF
04-05-2017 2:42 PM
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That's my password. Now I have to change it.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 715 of 1446 (807348)
05-02-2017 12:27 PM
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Reply to: Message 714 by Coyote
05-02-2017 12:23 PM
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Re: The lies we were told...
Coyote writes: Because it is not conservatives who coerced today's young people or made them afraid of ideas that challenge them. Conservatives did not shame people into silence, or send thugs out on college campuses to beat down those who wanted to speak.
They just invented alternative facts.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 765 of 1446 (815781)
07-24-2017 12:13 PM
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Reply to: Message 764 by Porosity
07-23-2017 4:41 PM
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Re: Funny or Frightening
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Trump Hires New Press Secretary
Gomer went on to bigger and better things. He was replaced by Goober.
| This message is a reply to: | | | Message 764 by Porosity, posted 07-23-2017 4:41 PM | | Porosity has not replied |
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 770 of 1446 (816054)
07-28-2017 11:48 AM
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Reply to: Message 769 by Heathen
07-28-2017 5:05 AM
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Re: Life in an intermediately sized city...
I googled it. There's one shot of it posted directly below a sign that says, "RIGHT LANE MUST TURN RIGHT." I don't know if that makes it funnier.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Re: Thesaurus
Tanypteryx writes: The clerk at the drugstore camera counter tried to explain that 35mm film was a ratio of 2:3 and there was no way to fit that into 5:7 without cropping or shrinking the photo to fit inside the 5x7 dimensions.
Obvious question: Why not print the whole image inside the paper dimensions and then crop the print?
Tanypteryx writes: And that's why the thesaurus' tail is cut off.
Truncated.
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ringo
Member (Idle past 433 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: 03-23-2005
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Message 785 of 1446 (816309)
08-02-2017 3:36 PM
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Reply to: Message 782 by Faith
08-02-2017 2:49 PM
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Faith writes: That may be a new low in repulsive slander.
It's the most repulsive slander in the history of the world. You're the greatest human being who ever lived for pointing it out.
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