"I'm not familiar with Bablefish, but I'll raise the question:
If we were to run Brad's messages through it enough times, and enough languages, might the random mutations cause the message to evolve into something that makes sense?"
--LoL!
--Mabye a good dosage of microwaves to sizzle someone's mutating brain could manifest a series of coherent phrases. Oh wait, I forgot, nerve cells don't replicate, though I'm sure all them microwafers should cook up some good nucleiotide soup. Or mabye some fried Ribo-Ribbs out of the primordial wok.
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