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Porosity Member (Idle past 2121 days) Posts: 158 From: MT, USA Joined:
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On the other hand, the SAMSUNG smart tv warning does say that if you talk in front of it, private matters might be picked up. They supposedly do not keep the data from the voice recognition, and it can be disabled if you turn voice recognition off.. but... potentially it could be hacked.
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frako Member (Idle past 333 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
LOLChristianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4443 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.0 |
You made yogurt come out my nose.
What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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ringo Member (Idle past 439 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
That's my password. Now I have to change it.
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JonF Member (Idle past 195 days) Posts: 6174 Joined: |
I've seen it before but it's always hilarious.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1531 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Freakin hilarious!
"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1531 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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A Gator expert handler goes into a bar with a alligator and announces he will perform a stunt for free drinks.
He states he will put his private parts in the alligators mouth and remove them without so much as a scratch. He jumps onto the bar with the gator and gingerly puts his privates into the gators mouth and then with a blow on it's head with his beer bottle the gator opens it's mouth and low and behold he is unscathed. He then announces does anyone in here care to try it?????? Way in the back corner of the bar a little old lady comes forth and says, " I'll give it a go but just don't hit me to hard with the beer bottle." Edited by 1.61803, : No reason given. Edited by 1.61803, : spelling"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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Porosity Member (Idle past 2121 days) Posts: 158 From: MT, USA Joined: |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0
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Ack!
Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 08, 2017 - GoComics A Bill Watterson/Berke Breathed collaboration - Calvin County. There doesn't seem to be any way to embed, so go there to see. MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose |
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