hbd writes:
Tangle writes:
god put the dinosaurs on the ark to save them, but miscalculated the climate change effect of his flood which killed them?
They rapidly adapted to the new climate and today we know them as birds.
HBD
The TRUTH is Noah sent his not too bright son to get dinosaurs and on the road he met a magic bunny who sold him magic Dino Eggs. Noah's not too bright son ran all the way back and just got through the door before it was sealed shut. But the magic Dino eggs were actually just rocks.
Once the door was sealed shut all Noah's neighbors came out and started beating on the Ark and squirting water on it and rocking it back and forth, laughing all the while. After funnin' the family for over a month they all left and got on with their lives.
Time passed and after a year life inside the Ark was getting pretty foul so Noah opened a window to get some fresh air. Some of the birds flew out and since it had been a year since they had had anything worth eating brought back some to share with the other birds.
Noah looked out and seeing dry land and all the grape vines that had grown over the Ark in the year they hid inside called it a vineyard.
The rocks never hatched which is why we never see any Dinos.
And all the people laughed and laughed.