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Taq
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Message 1 of 9 (809519)
05-18-2017 5:59 PM


The Landover Baptists have an evolution/creationism debate forum, and I just can't look away. It's like watching Triumph the Insult Dog walk into a Trump rally.

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=20

I dare you to read just one thread.


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New Cat's Eye
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Message 2 of 9 (809533)
05-18-2017 6:32 PM
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Well I'm registering.


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New Cat's Eye
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Message 3 of 9 (809535)
05-18-2017 6:41 PM
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05-18-2017 5:59 PM


This has to be a joke...

I tried to post a new thread:

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CatSci, you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • Your user account may not have shown sufficient love for your Savior to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, lax in your tithing to Landover Baptist, access administrative features, spitting on Jesus as He hangs on the cross, or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, Christ Himself may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

That. Was. Awesome.


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Message 4 of 9 (809536)
05-18-2017 6:47 PM


Yup, Landover is a well known spoof.

My Sister's Website: Rose Hill Studios     My Website: My Website

  
New Cat's Eye
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Message 5 of 9 (809538)
05-18-2017 6:48 PM
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05-18-2017 5:59 PM


Jesus! All the believers there are so mean and angry!
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Taq
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Message 6 of 9 (809606)
05-19-2017 12:48 PM
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05-18-2017 6:41 PM


New Cat's Eye writes:

I tried to post a new thread:

LOL!!

If Colbert ever tried to parody fundamentalists, Landover Baptists would be his site.


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New Cat's Eye
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Message 7 of 9 (809615)
05-19-2017 2:16 PM
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05-19-2017 12:48 PM


I think some of the people there might be falling for it, but Poe's law is in full effect.

I'll be posting, I'll let you know what happens.


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Message 8 of 9 (809617)
05-19-2017 2:39 PM


other planets do not exist!
Those stupid scientists.....

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Scientists are talking about other planets like "Mars", "Jupiter", "Saturnus"(which sounds like Satan), "Venus" and so on, but does these planets really exist? I dont think so, cause if they were so big as the scientists describes them as, we would clearly see them in the sky! So i dont think they really exist, and frankly i dont care about it eighter. They arent even mentioned in The Bible, they are that unintresting, so why should we care? Also the scientists named these planets after pagan gods, which is just another proof that scientists are satanists and heathens. Those stupid scientists even claims that the sun is a million times bigger then the earth, then how come it isnt larger than a tennis ball when you look at it?

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?s=d330fa6b...


What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python

One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie

If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy

The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq


    
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Message 9 of 9 (809621)
05-19-2017 4:23 PM


The more you look the better it gets
I just started mousing over the icons in people's headers. This is the icon they use to denote being pro-life:


  
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