Humour VIII

Not that new. Back in the 60s when I was designing some of the early cable systems one of the oft repeated objections was that cable sucked the TV signals out of the air and folks' antennas would no longer work. And that was from some California residents, not North Carolina.

But they can't use their speakers in Church.

Must be a very quiet service then.

Listening to ...?

Remember that Jesus is throwing over the desks of believers and whipping believers, not atheists or Buddhists or Taoists or animists or those worshiping Zeus or Coyote.

Who also had a nose job.

Not exactly. The man is wearing a pair of VR eyeglasses looking at a projection of a man looking at a smart phone.

We already buried them. Sure, they said they were not dead yet but you know how they lie.Bring out your Dead! Bring out your Dead!

Make it a business deal to build a new sepulcher.

I can just see Carlin work with this quote: "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters."He'd get to use all of the heavy seven."Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war."Edited by jar, : fix quote box

... is that Cinco de Mayo is predominately a US event. Once you get south of the border towns that cater to US tourists or away from the tourist resorts it's a minor event, pretty much like Gettysburg Day is celebrated in the US.What, you don't celebrate Gettysburg Day?Edited by jar, : there is a t at the end of event

Last night's local news reported on the scientific medical discovery that people who drink three or four cups of coffee a day have a 17% lower risk of dying.