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NosyNed
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Message 811 of 1442 (818953)
09-04-2017 2:37 PM


Biblical Interpretation done right
By legalizing Cannabis and same-sex marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly --
Leviticus 20:13: "A man who lays with another man should be stoned."
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frako
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Message 812 of 1442 (819300)
09-09-2017 7:29 AM


is it racist?

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
JonF
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Message 813 of 1442 (819341)
09-09-2017 6:13 PM



  
NoNukes
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Message 814 of 1442 (819524)
09-12-2017 10:09 AM


Get ready for school...Walmart Style
My apologies for cropping parts of reality...

Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is also in prison. Thoreau: Civil Disobedience (1846)
I was thinking as long as I have my hands up they’re not going to shoot me. This is what I’m thinking they’re not going to shoot me. Wow, was I wrong. -- Charles Kinsey
We got a thousand points of light for the homeless man. We've got a kinder, gentler, machine gun hand. Neil Young, Rockin' in the Free World.
Worrying about the "browning of America" is not racism. -- Faith
I hate you all, you hate me -- Faith

  
frako
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Message 815 of 1442 (820048)
09-16-2017 6:06 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
1.61803
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Message 816 of 1442 (820358)
09-19-2017 1:40 PM


bombing

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

  
Phat
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Message 817 of 1442 (820419)
09-20-2017 11:05 AM


Logic,Reason, and Reality
An oldie but goodie!

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain "
~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith
"as long as chance rules, God is an anachronism."~Arthur Koestler

  
Tangle
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Message 818 of 1442 (820610)
09-24-2017 1:18 PM



Je suis Charlie. Je suis Ahmed. Je suis Juif. Je suis Parisien. I am Mancunian. I am Brum. I am London.I am Finland. Soy Barcelona
"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin the Paranoid Android
"Science adjusts it's views based on what's observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved."
- Tim Minchin, in his beat poem, Storm.

  
frako
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Message 819 of 1442 (820890)
09-28-2017 3:41 PM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

  
frako
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Message 820 of 1442 (821821)
10-13-2017 6:16 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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Pressie
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Message 821 of 1442 (821830)
10-13-2017 9:24 AM
Reply to: Message 820 by frako
10-13-2017 6:16 AM


I used to be a Christian, but I forgive you. I promise you that I'm not ever going to stomp out a cigarette on you whether you are dead or alive...
Edited by Pressie, : No reason given.

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frako
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Message 822 of 1442 (821834)
10-13-2017 10:58 AM
Reply to: Message 821 by Pressie
10-13-2017 9:24 AM


I promise you that I'm not ever going to stomp out a cigarette on you whether you are dead or alive...
Oddly specific ....
did i press the jesus button
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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RAZD
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Message 823 of 1442 (822236)
10-21-2017 4:48 PM


Dilbert
Enjoy

we are limited in our ability to understand
by our ability to understand
RebelAmerican☆Zen☯Deist
... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ...
to share.


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Rrhain
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Message 824 of 1442 (822239)
10-21-2017 6:04 PM
Reply to: Message 823 by RAZD
10-21-2017 4:48 PM


Re: Dilbert
The sad thing is, Adams doesn't really just how far his head is stuck up his ass. If you read any of his political/cultural rantings, you can easily see that he's simply "listening to his gut."
He does not realize that he has become the Pointy Haired Boss.

Rrhain

Thank you for your submission to Science. Your paper was reviewed by a jury of seventh graders so that they could look for balance and to allow them to make up their own minds. We are sorry to say that they found your paper "bogus," specifically describing the section on the laboratory work "boring." We regret that we will be unable to publish your work at this time.

Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can use mine.

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1.61803
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From: Lone Star State USA
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Message 825 of 1442 (823391)
11-09-2017 4:34 PM


Oedipus and Midas
Have you heard the joke about Oedipus and Midas?
It's motherfucking golden.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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