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Author Topic:   Jonah and the whale - It happened!
Abshalom
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Message 4 of 145 (82204)
02-02-2004 4:28 PM
Reply to: Message 1 by kendemyer
02-02-2004 3:25 PM


Re: Jonah and whale
Extracted from Message #1:
"[T]he Bible says God prepared the creature to swallow Jonah, so it could have been a creature created for this particular purpose and no other. "
Boy, you gotta love the resourcefulness of these literalist, huh? I mean this is like a cross between Las Vegas, Sea World, and Disneyland ... "God prepared a creature (for the exclusive purpose of) swallowing Jonah ... and no other." No wonder this creature hit a dead end evolutionarily.
Wow! A theme park version of the Jonah story. And a God who would actually create a creature for the sole purpose of swallowing one single man! Amazing. This is better than the unicorn being too flighty and elusive to meet Noah's tight debarkation schedule.
Ken, man, thanks. Keep up the good work!

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Abshalom
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Message 12 of 145 (82253)
02-02-2004 6:05 PM
Reply to: Message 10 by Brian
02-02-2004 5:47 PM


Yawn!
Brian:
I can't make heads or tails of what this Ken dude's point really is. If you try to respond to one specific item or facet of his overly long and boring postings, he criticises you for "missing the point" or "not addressing the overall point" of his rambling nonsense. Personally, I find it burdensome to read an entire posting of his largely plagaristic offerings, and really fruitless to try to respond to his imagined "points" of discussion.
Peace and good luck.

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Abshalom
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Message 21 of 145 (82518)
02-03-2004 7:48 AM
Reply to: Message 20 by truthlover
02-03-2004 7:05 AM


Re: Yes, Truth, That's It!
Dear Truth:
Yes, that's it. I cannot accept the following:
1) That a fish large enough to swallow a man entirely into the fish's stomach subsequently could remain in a stable enough physical condition to swim around, navigate to shore, and regurgitate the man without at least partially digesting the fellow. Is Ken saying that the fish's digestive system totally shut down?
2) That a fish's stomach provides satisfactory habitat for a man to remain alive for three days. Show me the oxygen supply.
3) That either Nature or God has ever produced an animal specifically for the single purpose of swallowing another live being whole, carrying that being alive inside it's digestive system for three days, and then regurgitating the other living being whole, alive, and sound.
4) That either the writers of the Bible, or God for that matter, ever intended every single word of every single biblical story to be interpreted literally rather than as metaphor, parable, moral lesson, etc. That would be an obviously rediculous concept in and of itself.
5) That any individual would even advance the possibility of the Jonah Story to be factual, attempt to back it up with National Inquirer-style accounts, present it as "scientifically possible" and actually waste his own time pondering the "possibility" rather than spend the same time exploring the moral and spiritual basis of the story. I mean, get a grip and put some meaning in it. This isn't Sunday School for Kindergartners.
[First of all, Ken, look into the Phonecian sea people's practices regarding human sacrifice during perilous storm events at sea, and then compare that with the Jewish teachings contemporary to the time of "Jonah."]
Peace

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