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ringo

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Message 16 of 41 (822231)
10-21-2017 12:15 PM

Reply to: Message 14 by NoNukes
10-20-2017 5:49 PM

NoNukes writes:

What part of the Bible was not written by Jews?

The Bible was written in English by God.

Men were created in God's image and Jewish men need to be circumcised. Therefore, God is not circumcised. Therefore, God is not Jewish.

The Flood suggests that He's a Baptist.

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ringo

Member (Idle past 439 days)

Posts: 20940

From: frozen wasteland

Joined: 03-23-2005

Message 36 of 41 (823701)
11-15-2017 3:01 PM

Reply to: Message 34 by Faith
11-15-2017 2:30 PM

Re: More from N.P.R.

Faith writes:

Murder isn't evil except by "human" standards?

Of course murder is defined by humans. It isn't murder if the guy you kill is wearing a different-coloured uniform.

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