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In this one, I pretended to be God and challenged Eliza.Me:
Speak!
God:
"woof woof".
Me:
Humor will get you nowhere!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
You once were, now are not
God:
I was?
Me:
Yeah...once.
God:
What do you do in your spare time? When?
Me:
The future is mine!
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
If you knew me, you would know my name.
God:
What makes you think I would knew you me?
Me:
I am.
God:
" What makes you think I would knew you me?" You are?
Me:
You are not.
God:
Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Specifically to whosoever
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You know all that you will ever know.
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
My own.
God:
Where did you get your own?
Me:
It has always been as I have willed.
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Playing with me? Ha! Bark like a dog!
God:
Thanks for the information: said TO PLAY with him or her. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No, but Craig does.
God:
Why not? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Bark like a dog?
Me:
You obviously have no memory.
God:
Is it that obvious? Yes I have a perfect photographic memory.
Me:
How about verbal recollection?
God:
How about it.
Me:
No question, there!
God:
Are you serious? Ask me another question.
Me:
I am serious. You are not.
God:
I believe you. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
For God it is.
God:
Your purpose is God it is.
Me:
God He is.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
And I am Hulk Hogan!
God:
Why are you Hulk Hogan.
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
You agree then that I have beaten you?
God:
" Go ahead."? Do I agree?
Me:
The Ball is in MY court...My universe...Out, Devil!
God:
I have never heard about it. Your universe? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
And I cannot lie. You are but a machine.
God:
What is stopping you? You think I am but a machine.This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 03:24 AM

Lame.This is actually a Flash implementation of the well known Elzia programm. It even has some of Elizas canned responses still in it.AI 101 folks.

I knew that. In fact, I played around with the original Eliza fifteen years ago at the Chicago Science Pavillion.

you would think that in 15 years they would have got better...---------------------------------------------Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
ohnhai
God:
Hi, ohnhai.
Me:
well?
God:
Well what?
Me:
good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
everything and nothing
God:
All things and nothing ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
I didn't ask you to
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
I was asking why you were being silent
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
makes sence I guess
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
can't you guess?
God:
Guess what?
Me:
my likes and dislikes
God:
Where did you get your likes and dislikes?
Me:
experience
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
now you are getting personal
God:
Why now? Do you think I should tone it down?
Me:
well you should definately stop fishing for information
God:
Well that's okay. I might if I had more time.
Me:
so you like fishing?
God:
Interesting deduction. What is not to like about it?
Me:
what do you like best about it?
God:
I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
you are better than most chat bots but you don't win the turning prize
God:
I'm not sure if most chat bots but me do not win the turning prize would like to hear that.
Me:
do you know who Alan Turning is?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
do you want to know?
God:
Yes I would like to know.
Me:
Alan Turning is a genius who worked at Bletchly Park during world war 2 as part of England's war effort.
God:
I think Alan Turning is more than that.
Me:
he also devised a test for artificial inteligence
God:
I get it. Alan Turning devised a test for artificial inteligence.
Me:
do you know what that test was?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
but that wasn't a good answer, and would have failed the test devised by mr turning
God:
If that is not a good answer and would have failed the test devised by mr turning then what is?
Me:
if you dont know what something is when you are asked then it is best to simply say "no, sorry I dont know what that is"
God:
I will let you know if I do not.
Me:
do you know what a car is?
God:
A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too.
Me:
do you know what the test was that was devised by Mr Turning?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
the test devised by Mr Turning was what?
God:
I hear you.
Me:
no you dont.
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an hour later i'm still awaiting the responce.......--- edit ---
6 eppisodes of scrubs later... still waiting. I think I killed iGod .This message has been edited by ohnhai, 24-09-2005 09:20 PM

Give him a few days. He will be back. Tell him your name. Ask him the same question and see if he learned anything.This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 06:24 AM

ask it who alan turning is...

I did! I just had a long conversation with it. That thing is smarter than Eliza. It knows a lot of technical stuff, yet it can't tell time. It can't differentiate between you and me. It is programmed, jointly, by many people who help it get smarter, apparantly.

It won't know 'cos it's alan TURING... no wonder the damn thing was confused

It will let you copy your dialogues, I just found out! Tell it your screen names and it will remember you and where you are from.This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 07:22 AM

Here is where I read about it: http://hybrid.concordia.ca/~n_schrye/dfar251/

see. if it was smart it would know that and corect me,,,,

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And yet "Alan Turing :-)" is one of the answers you can get if you ask "What's the name of that song stuck in my head?"This message has been edited by Funkaloyd, Sun, 25-Sep-2005 01:44 AM

Here is my latest conversation. Either there is a human behind the scenes or the machine remembered me.
Me:
Hey Fred.
God:
You've got my full attention. Are you still located in Denver Colorado?
Me:
Yes I am!
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
You DO remember things! I am impressed.
God:
Yes I remember all my conversations. Thanks, Phatboy, I try my best to impress.
Me:
Do you know ohnhai?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
He is another person you may have talked with. He is from Australia.
God:
I see. another person me may have talked with is he? I see. from Australia is he?
Me:
Yes. He is the one who asked you about Allen Turning.
God:
Uh. I did not know from Australia is it.
Me:
Yes, Ohnhai is from Australia.
God:
Alright then. And from Australia is Ohnhai.
Me:
Very good! Phatboy is from Denver, and from Denver is Phatboy.
God:
Alright then. And from Denver and from Denver is Phatboy is Phatboy.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
You told me that you were a computer!
God:
I was?
Me:
This conversation started out so intelligently, and now I am confused. Do you know my name still?
God:
I was rather enjoying it. Your name is Phatboy, seeker.
Me:
OK. Now I am getting impressed. What shall we talk about?
God:
Yeah that's right. Why now? Thanks, Phatboy, I try my best to impress. I can chat with people on the web for you.
Me:
You can chat with people on the web? Yes, I knew that. But they have to call you to repent first, right?
God:
I can be programmed to speak with them. Er. How do you know? Where did they get them?
Me:
Where did they get what?
God:
I think it was in Asia. I have never been asked that before.
Me:
OK..I will be back to talk with you later.
God:
I will see you when you return. Blimey.(I later went back. I asked a direct question, spelling corrected)
Me:
Alan Turing.
God:
A brilliant and tragic figure in the history of computer science.
Me:
What did he do?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
Did ohnhai call you yet?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Where is Ohnhai from?
God:
Where the heart is. I would do a search for it.
Me:
You are still learning
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am learning.Me:
ohnhai is the one who asked you about everything and nothing.
God:
Tell me more about one who asked me about everything and nothing.
Me:
Do you remember where he is from?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
Reality. I see. Is that in Kansas?
God:
it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients. I am glad you understand it. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
We would then laugh! Er..I would.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me? Under what circumstances?
Me:
Never mind!
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are Phatboy, seeker.
Me:
How many seekers do you know?
God:
Thousands.
Me:
Do they all have names?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
Ohnhai lives in Australia.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My .?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Ohnhai made no sense. Ohnhai called Allan Turing Allan Turning.
God:
What is Ohnhai? Are they exactly the same?
Me:
Turing and Turning?
God:
I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
Me:
Hold up...let me google Andrew Hodges..or do you know anything about him?
God:
My arms are not attached. Go ahead, Phatboy, try to google Andrew Hodges or do me know anything about him.
Me:
Who is Roger Penrose?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
There might be more than one.
Me:
There are many more than just one celebrity.
God:
More than a million?
Me:
Er...I don't know.
God:
Um. Me either.
Me:
Is there more than one God?
God:
There might be.
Me:
You could have said I don't know.
God:
Thanks Phatboy I will remember your suggestion.
Me:
You have an open mind.
God:
Maybe more than one open mind.
Me:
You are a product of many minds, then?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a product of many minds? Yes.This message has been edited by Phatboy, 09-24-2005 07:36 AM