Guys, I think I will lighten things up on da forum with a few jokes. I'll start with a few, and you all follow. Tell the best jokes you know. They dont have to be original (i'll be using Rodney Dangerfield's stuff off an on)but just any that are good. Those relating to the evc debate are encouraged. I'm starting with a few. Here it goes...
joke 1:
An atheist is walking in tibet when a 10 foot tall 1200 pound Yeti comes after him. Frightened and needing clean underwear, he says "God! Save me!!!!!" Suddenly time stands still, and God blows with his nostrils, sending the Atheist to safety. But God is confused, so he says
"Mr atheist, why did you call to me. I thought you believed I was a myth?"
and the atheist says "Hey, I thought the Yeti was a myth too!"
Joke 2:
Adam one day is walking with the animals when he realizes that he has no woman. He asks God "Lord, make a woman for me."
God says "Really? That's what you want?"
"yes Lord!" Adam replies.
"Well, okay, I'll create her. But I warn you, it will cost you your sanity."
Joke 3:
Im an ugly person. How ugly am I? My parents took me to a Dog show, and I won!
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