For those of you who are my countrymen and women, happy 4th! I hope you had more fun today than I did - I'm working tonight.
Drink a brew and watch some fireworks for me, compatriots. This descendant of Thomas Paine (for real!) wishes you all a safe and happy holiday, especially to our men and women in the service.
To those of you across The Pond, in merrie olde England -
d00d, w3 0wnz3ed j0r a$$3s! W00t!